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Radcliffe Beat Up By A Bunch Of 5 Year Olds

Funny story: Radcliffe Beat Up By A Bunch Of 5 Year Olds

Because he is such a charitable young man and because he really does care about the future of our country, acting sensation Daniel Radcliffe (19) took it upon himself to visit his local 'summer holiday club' to read 'Harry Potter stories' to the youn...

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Daniel Radcliffe Stalker In Bloody Suicide Attempt

Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Stalker In Bloody Suicide Attempt

Well known stalker of Daniel Radcliffe, Flophie Payne (16) is recovering in hospital today after throwing herself in front of a train in the early hours of this morning. Unfortunately the teen was wearing brightly coloured Radcliffe merchandise a...

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New Harry Potter Film Full of Drugs, Sex and Rock and Roll

Funny story: New Harry Potter Film Full of Drugs, Sex and Rock and Roll

I was under the illusion that although the highly popular Harry Potter books did feature a hell of a lot of dark magic and unsavoury characters, it was a children's book series and therefore the film interpretation of it would be suitable for you...

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Russell Brand Steals Radder's Girl

Funny story: Russell Brand Steals Radder's Girl

Notorious womanizer and ex-heroin addict Russell Brand was spotted yesterday with a new woman on his arm. Obviously this is not real news as it is a regular occurrence, happening most days. However this was no ordinary woman, this was Australian beau...

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Daniel Radcliffe Gets Bum-toning Machine

We all know that Daniel Radcliffe is a hunk and hot beyond belief, but even I have to admit that I there were any areas for improvement, his little bottom would be one. This could be a major problem as in a few weeks Radders will be taking to the sta...

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Emma Watson Opens A Crisp Factory

Funny story: Emma Watson Opens A Crisp Factory

It seems like history is repeating itself and once again Harry Potter actress Miss. Watson's copy cat skills have prevailed. Because this time, on hearing that fellow actor Radders had got his hands on a brand new spanking crisp factory, she too...

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Daniel Radcliffe Opens A Crisp Factory

Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Opens A Crisp Factory

Not content with just causing obesity via his chocolate factory, Daniel Radcliffe or Radders as we all like to call him, has bought a crisp factory so he can line his bank account with profits from more bad tasting, cheaply made, insanely high in fat...

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Radders Bid To 'Get Down With The Kids'

Funny story: Radders Bid To 'Get Down With The Kids'

It has come to the attention of acting hunk Daniel Radders that he is not getting enough awards for his contribution to the screen and the reason behind this is not because he is a bad actor, no far from it but because he is not in touch with today&#...

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Emma Watson To Host New Game Show

Funny story: Emma Watson To Host New Game Show

For some reason unknown to me, Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson has launched her own show 'Who Wants Some Of My Millions'. The show will be very much like 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire' except of course it will be on the BBC and Emma...

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Daniel Radcliffe To Star In Big Brother 2008

Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe To Star In Big Brother 2008

It is that time of year again, big brother time. Two dozen wannabes enter house, fool around, sometimes with each other, shout and scream and then eventually get voted off. Whilst we naively watch on the edge of our seats and the newspapers dig up ev...

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Radders Reveals He is A Wizard After All

Funny story: Radders Reveals He is A Wizard After All

Anybody who thought that Daniel Jacob Radcliffe was just an ordinary 18 year old lad, has obviously been living on a different planet for the past decade. However the good looks and ridiculous bank balance aside I suppose you would have to call him h...

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Harry Potter Thrown Out The Marital Home.

Funny story: Harry Potter Thrown Out The Marital Home.

Harry Potter, father of three and formally know as 'the boy who lived', is in the dog house with his wife of 16 years Ginny Potter.

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The (Not So) Secret Wedding Of HRH Prince 'Ginger' Harry and Rupert 'Ginger' Grint

Funny story: The (Not So) Secret Wedding Of HRH Prince 'Ginger' Harry and Rupert 'Ginger' Grint

Following homophobic views from the British royal family, HRH Prince Harry and his lover Rupert Grint (who by the way have been dating secretly for some time now) are to elope in secret to a disclosed destination.

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Rupert 'ginger' Grint and HRH Princes 'ginger' Harry Match Made In Heaven.

Funny story: Rupert 'ginger' Grint and HRH Princes 'ginger' Harry Match Made In Heaven.

Yesterday, as I walked along a busy London street, a gay sight met my eyes. Harry Potter actor, Rupert Grint and his Royal Highness Prince Harry, hand in hand skipping down the road.

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Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson Hospitalised After Accident.

Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson Hospitalised After Accident.

In a freak accident some are calling too much of a coincidence, both Harry Potter actors Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter himself) and Emma Watson (clever clogs side kick) have been badly injured.

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Rupert Grint's First Kiss

Funny story: Rupert Grint's First Kiss

He maybe me gorgeous beyond belief, he may have a couple of million stashed in his bank account, he may even be the owner of a shiny new ice cream van, but Rupert Grint has never kissed a girl before, or at least until recently he hadn't.

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Emma Watson's Heartbreak Over Daniel Radcliffe

Funny story: Emma Watson's Heartbreak Over Daniel Radcliffe

Millionaire Emma Watson is reportedly taking a 'well earned' rest from filming the 6th Harry Potter film as producers feel she is over worked. However my sources can reveal that although it is true that Ms. Watson is taking a break, it is for...

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World War 3 Is Nigh, According To Radders Anyway

Funny story: World War 3 Is Nigh, According To Radders Anyway

I have a strong suspicion that Daniel Radcliffe is on something, possibly a white powder substance, because he has done it again. Once again he has said something so outrageous that those closest to him fear for his sanity.

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