Showing:

Showing stories written by Bert Onassis

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Funny story: South by Southwest airlines ban made up African names

South by Southwest airlines ban made up African names

Rumours that South-by-Southwest airlines have introduced a ban on all non-anglo-Saxon, Germanic, Greek or Roman origin names can be confirmed today. Their CEO, Gerald Ratner announced today that the ban would not affect true Africans and West Ind...
View 'South by Southwest airlines ban made up African names'
Funny story: David "I swum the Thames" Walliams is Critical

David "I swum the Thames" Walliams is Critical

David "I swum the Thames" Walliams has been reported as suffering from distemper caught from the Thames during his recent "middle eastern charity" swim. Claims that he rescued a dog by trying to blow it up like an inflatable rubber ring cannot be...
View 'David "I swum the Thames" Walliams is Critical'
Funny story: EatEnders "star" Cheryl Fergison has married a lovely bunch of coconuts

EatEnders "star" Cheryl Fergison has married a lovely bunch of coconuts

Cheryl Fergison, who plays Eastender's Heather Trott has married her Moroccan toyboy in a secret ceremony in the country. Neighbours say that Heather is fitting in really well, but that the goat population suffers fantastic losses each time she ar...
View 'EatEnders "star" Cheryl Fergison has married a lovely bunch of coconuts'
Funny story: Kelly Osborne writes a new page of scientific discovery

Kelly Osborne writes a new page of scientific discovery

Kelly Michelle Lee Osbourne (born 27 October 1984) is a British media personality, television personality, host, judge, fashion designer, singer, and actress, best known for being the daughter of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne. All of the above is fact...
View 'Kelly Osborne writes a new page of scientific discovery'
Funny story: Ad Memorium Alex Higgins. The Alex Higgins Trust

Ad Memorium Alex Higgins. The Alex Higgins Trust

He wanted to make a difference and and a difference he certainly made. Then he got drunk and head-butted a ref. The star of Snooker who only recently surely died has been remembered by the formation of the Alex Higgins Trust, a charity that suppo...
View 'Ad Memorium Alex Higgins. The Alex Higgins Trust'
Funny story: Super dollar to supper dollar, just add grapes

Super dollar to supper dollar, just add grapes

Those amazing scientists have done it again. Dr Smitch Cumstein and his team have developed their latest super food, known as "Grape on Dollar", this food or 'elixir' can not only provide you with the exact minimum you can eat, but costs from just $1...
View 'Super dollar to supper dollar, just add grapes'
Funny story: Flash Flash Mob Flash

Flash Flash Mob Flash

At the home of British Parliaments, Westminster, London, not a long way from Big Ben, some 600 plus, so-called "MPs" flashed mobbed the House Of Commons simply by turning up to "vote" to approve legislation to ban Flash Mobbing without 75 hours prior...
View 'Flash Flash Mob Flash'
Funny story: Gaping pussy whisperer has jaw put back

Gaping pussy whisperer has jaw put back

Locally famous 'Pussy Whisperer' Smitch Cumstein of County County, Idaho, Nebraska yesterday had his jaw relocated after it was swiped by 'Toot Toot', a 2 year old Siamese three legged cat of minor proportions, but an excellent Forward Defensive Stro...
View 'Gaping pussy whisperer has jaw put back'
Funny story: Convert Fights Unclean Balls

Convert Fights Unclean Balls

It has been reported in the Iranian Independent (15th May 2007) that Mohammed Azeri (formally Frank Shuttleworth, now converted) has refused to bowl for Yorkshire's 'Wharfdale 2nd 11' as the leather that covers cricket balls cannot be guaranteed to h...
View 'Convert Fights Unclean Balls'

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Breaking News...

Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 2?

4 8 18 10


Go to top