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Funny story: Bush Urges Congress to Pass Federal Seafood Amendment

Bush Urges Congress to Pass Federal Seafood Amendment

Washington, DC - Citing the need to protect the sanctity of eating seafood, President Bush has urged Congress to swiftly pass the Federal Seafood Amendment (FSA), which would define finned animals as the only proper aquatic food to eat.
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