Against the backdrop of bearish sentiment on Wall Street, Bear Stearns announced today that it would change its name to Bull Stearns, effective immediately.
Two weeks ago, Anthony McNicoll, reporter of News of the World, broke the news that Alistair Darling, the Chancellor of Exchequer, has been using shoe polish as makeup to "enhance his manly brows." Not to be outdone, the Sun, on the followi...
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