Even as the New York Mets are having a disappointing season, there are groups that are have become bigger fans of the team.
Molly Irvane, founder of the group Masochists of Madison in Madison, Wisconsin, said, "No sports team better exemplifies wh...
The two mainstream candidates for U.S. Senator from Minnesota started their re-election campaigns today. Norm Coleman, who was senator until January 3, and Al Franken are in a court battle royale to determine who will represent Minnesota in the Sena...
Sandra Beckle, Head Librarian at the Clinton Williams Library, says that the downfall of the economy can be directly traced to unpaid book fines, a financial staple for libraries.
"We need people to pay their fines for the good of the economy. T...
Al-Qaeda lobbyists came to Washington to ask for $5 billion in relief so the organization can survive. They recently laid off 2000 terrorists and limited the amount of terrorist activities the remaining jihadists can partake in.
Maimammah Atoldmi...
U.S. Olympics Gold Medalist Michael Phelps has been named as a spokesperson for Hong Bong, a bong company based in China.
Wi-Bei-Hi, CEO of Hong Bong, said that Phelps was the perfect representative for the product. He said that Phelps is athleti...
Embattled Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich denied allegations that he was going to name himself to the senate seat vacated by President-elect Barack Obama.
"I have never considered myself for the position of Senator." Governor Blagojevich told m...
Representatives of Wal-Mart testified before Congress yesterday requesting $10 billion in bailout money.
"Critics say that our business is striving, and that is true. I do not come here asking to bail out a company that is about to fail.
"We a...
Governor Bob Riley announced today that the State of Alabama will be changing its name effective January 1, 2010. The new state name will be known as Alobama, named for the 44th President of the United States.
"Although Alabama is traditionally a...
Al-Qaeda sent a letter to Congress requesting $2 billion in funds in continuing the war in Iraq. A spokesperson for the terrorist organization said that funds are low and they need the money to help President Bush continue the war.
The United States Supreme Court upheld the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals decision that the United States Constitution is unconstitutional.
DNC Chairman Howard Dean announced today that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have both given up any hope of winning the Democratic nomination. Their campaigns have given him notice within minutes of each other.
Fox Network today has announced its new lineup for the 2008-09 season. Gone will be popular shows like "House" and "Bones" and in are new shows like "When Garanimals Attack!"...
Luxembourg became the proud owner of the world's largest economy after capturing the United States in a short and bloodless war.
The End of the World occurred this morning at approximately 9:30 GMT with surprisingly very few fatalities. Two fishermen drowned in China and a shepherd in New Zealand suffered a heart attack, but those appear to be the only fatalities.
"All the...
College students who live off-campus and are struggling to make ends meet while getting an education have been hit with a major crisis. There is a major ramen noodle shortage and the few available packages of ramen noodles available are selling for...
A recent survey conducted by Marist College found that four out of five Americans cannot find Munchkinland on a map of the United States. While most Americans could find Kansas and Nebraska, the inability to find Munchkinland has made Americans the...
It was a shock throughout the world when "Harry Potter" star Daniel Radcliffe has been a writer for TheSpoof.com for quite some time. It was even more stunning when he confessed to having a number of pseudonyms on the site and he got arous...
Pope Benedict XVI has come down with a rare disease which affects the immune system. The symptoms are more severe than AIDS because he can never have contact with another human again.