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Crazed Shia LaBeouf Tells Judge 'Smoke This'

Shia LaBeouf, 21 year old star of the 'The Transformers', is in hot water again.

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Miss Piggy Revealed as One of Spitzer's Girls

Funny story: Miss Piggy Revealed as One of Spitzer's Girls

Miss Piggy, of 'Muppets' fame has been outed as one of Gov. Eliot Spitzer's high priced call girls.

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Ginger Denounces Mary Ann's Drug Abuse

Funny story: Ginger Denounces Mary Ann's Drug Abuse

Tina Louise, better known as 'Ginger' from 'Gilligan's Island', issued a statement today denouncing fellow cast mate, Dawn Wells', aka Mary Ann, drug abuse. Louise, calling from Hollywood's famous 'Home for Aged Actors...

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3.2 Million Teen Girls Dirty Little Ho'bags

Funny story: 3.2 Million Teen Girls Dirty Little Ho'bags

About 1 in 4 teenage girls, in the United States, have had at least one sexually transmitted disease according to a recent study released by the CDC.

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Dr. Death Running for Congress

Dr. Jack Kevorkian, the right-to-die advocate released just last year from prison, is planning on running for Congress as state representative from Michigan. Kevorkian, who served the minimum sentence for his conviction on second-degree murder told l...

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Horton, the Elephant, Diagnosed with Schizophrenia

Funny story: Horton, the Elephant, Diagnosed with Schizophrenia

Horton, the famous elephant who heard a Who, has been diagnosed with Schizophrenia.

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Travelocity's Gnome Arrested for Peeping

Funny story: Travelocity's Gnome Arrested for Peeping

Travelocity's mascot, the Roaming Gnome, was arrested recently in upstate New York after a rash of peeping tom reports.

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China Dropped From List to Make Way for U.S.

The US State Department no longer considers China one of the world's worst human rights offenders and has dropped the country from its "Top Ten" list leaving one spot vacant. In an unprecedented move the government agency added the Unit...

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"Gilligan's Island" Mary Ann Caught With Mary Jane

69 year old Dawn Wells, beloved girl-next-door starlet of "Gilligan's Island", is serving 6 months unsupervised probation after being busted for possession of pot.

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Ferraro Blames Tourette's for Obama Outburst

Funny story: Ferraro Blames Tourette's for Obama Outburst

Geraldine Ferraro blamed Tourette's Syndrome for her recent Obama bashing in which she said, "If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position."...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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