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Funny story:  Brave Kylie to go on World Tour of Bravery

Brave Kylie to go on World Tour of Bravery

Cancerous pint-sized Antipodean pop bint Kylie Minogue stunned fans yesterday as she announced dates for a new world tour to kick off this December, just in time to cynically fleece homosexuals and parents of pre-teen idiots everywhe...
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Funny story:  Clinton to Obama: "Get in the ring, bitch"

Clinton to Obama: "Get in the ring, bitch"

The Democratic nomination race took an unexpected turn today, as former first lady and borderline psychopath Hillary Clinton, licking the wounds from her Mississippi primary defeat, made a staggering - and very public - attack on her...
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Funny story:  Crufts Favourite Eaten By Terrorists

Crufts Favourite Eaten By Terrorists

The dog fancying community was apoplectic with grief, fear and outright confusion today upon hearing the horrific news that last year's winning dog and the bookies' favourite to reclaim the title this year - a North Vietnamese Wolfhound named...
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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