Cancerous pint-sized Antipodean pop bint Kylie Minogue stunned fans yesterday as she announced dates for a new world tour to kick off this December, just in time to cynically fleece homosexuals and parents of pre-teen idiots everywhe...
The Democratic nomination race took an unexpected turn today, as former first lady and borderline psychopath Hillary Clinton, licking the wounds from her Mississippi primary defeat, made a staggering - and very public - attack on her...
The dog fancying community was apoplectic with grief, fear and outright confusion today upon hearing the horrific news that last year's winning dog and the bookies' favourite to reclaim the title this year - a North Vietnamese Wolfhound named...
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