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Shamed Rangers stars speak out

Funny story: Shamed Rangers stars speak out

Former Ibrox idols Barry Ferguson and Allan Mcgregor today attempted to salvage their careers by holding a press conference that was claimed would set the record straight about their recent actions. The disgraced pair, after finishing their milk a...

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MP in new expenses storm

Funny story: MP in new expenses storm

A fresh helping of anguish peppered with disgust was ladled into the British public's soup bowl today after yet another MP's expense account was exposed to the nation. Simon Prissypants, the MP for Dribbly-Salterton,has come under-fire from protes...

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"Most Haunted"announce pay-per-view spectacular

Funny story: "Most Haunted"announce pay-per-view spectacular

This summer will see Derek Accorah rejoin with the original "Most Haunted" crew as they prepare to stun the nation by summoning the ghost of Jade Goody. The ghosthunters will be joined in this historic quest by a star studded line-up including Jer...

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Just for boyz2men

Funny story: Just for boyz2men

Rumours reach us today that "unbelievably young dad" Alfie Patten has been using Just for Men to hide the grey hair brought on by the stress of being thrust into the public eye (and not being good enough to increase the difficulty level on FIFA '08).

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Smells like lean spirit

Funny story: Smells like lean spirit

The Global Financial Crisis(tm) claimed its latest high profile victim when it was announced that New Car Smell had gone into administration. The scent had shot to fame in the late 80's when it seemed that everyone was buying new cars,and even whe...

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Klein "embarassed" by first draft discovery.

Funny story: Klein "embarassed" by first draft discovery.

Anti-corporate author Naomi Klein was last night refusing to answer her door and telephone, after a farmer discovered her first draft of her breakthrough book "No Logo" under a haystack.

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New Deodorant Pulled from Shelves in Climate Scare

Funny story: New Deodorant Pulled from Shelves in Climate Scare

Glaxo-Overdose have announced today that their new Lynx "Rampant", the new fragrance for "Old men", has been removed from circulation following a complaint by all 40 members of the focus group initially employed to try out the new...

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ID cards by 2010

Funny story: ID cards by 2010

Every Briton will have an id card by 2010. Due to changes proposed by a Downing street think-tank, the overall cost has been slashed by £44 billion.

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
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