Today, it is being reported, psychologists recommend that when teachers deal with unruly pupils in class they should ignore the bad behaviour and praise good behaviour.
Zimbabwean President/former President (who really knows?) Robert Mugabe, has refuted claims that he is no longer the President of the country.
It has been reported today that Leona Lewis is the first UK artist to top the US charts in twenty years.
In blatant plagiarism Terence Cloth reports that the British hide and seek champion, Shannon Matthews, is trying for European glory.
In an startling news JP Morgan admits, due to a typing error, they have actually purchased the British survival expert Bear Grylls.
In a stark confession today, Senator John McCain reveals the horror of the time he was held hostage, with many other innocent businessmen, in the Nakotomi Plaza siege.