Even more shocking news today out of the state of Illinois. Former governor Rod. Blagojevich, during a post-impeachment media tour, broke news of an alleged abuse of power within the state's federal water supply system. Blagojevich charges that there...
An exchange student in Singapore was arrested yesterday, giving a new and literal meaning to the (awesome) expression make out bandit.
The arrest, for illegal possession of chewing gum, happened at the popular nightclub "Party Like its 1841", in t...
Supporters, staffers, already pledged endorsements, advisors, script writers (nobody knows) and even Dick Cheney (probably) are shocked with the news of Senator Barack Obama's (D-IL) dramatic, albeit logical, newest shift towards the center as he pr...
Miley Ray Cyris, formerly known as Destiny Hope Cyrus, who remained unborn until 1992, has given her first (albeit short) interview after the shocking leak of a draft of her apparently upcoming memoirs.
News broke last Thursday about the contents...
After oft-pledging to stop "shipping jobs overseas" through the North American Free Trade Agreement, a senior Obama aid has clarified the candidate's confusing position.
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