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Yesterday's democratic primary proved that cheese isn't the only thing growing in Wisconsin. As the votes were tallied and the major networks began to report, it became evident that this race is far from over. In a quiet suburb south of Milwaukee the...
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At approximately 6 a.m. this morning, after many tense hours of nail-biting and caffeine overindulgence, the technicians at NASA's Mars Colonization Initiative Center were pleased to announce that the third Mars rover, better known as the Karl Rover,...
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