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Batman's Identity Still Unknown. Christian Bale a Batfraud.

Funny story: Batman's Identity Still Unknown. Christian Bale a Batfraud.

Gotham City, U.S.A.- In a shocking discovery earlier this week, Christian Bale has been outted as a fraud.

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Lex Luthor to Play Michael Rosenbaum in New CW Series

Funny story: Lex Luthor to Play Michael Rosenbaum in New CW Series

Lex Luthor and Warner Bros. have been meeting over the last few weeks. Many have been speculating on whether or not, these meetings have to do with Michael Rosenbaum's portrayal of the billionaire bad boy.

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Ron Weasley Caught in Backseat with Mother

Funny story: Ron Weasley Caught in Backseat with Mother

On the set of his new movie 'Driving Lessons', Rupert Grint was caught in an embarrassing situation. Paparazzi took pictures of him and his 'Harry Potter' mom, Julie Walters in and odd predicament, in the backseat of the car they were...

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Michael Vick to Promote Chelsea Clinton

Funny story: Michael Vick to Promote Chelsea Clinton

In a surprising move, Chelsea Clinton has stated that she will be competing in DFC mixed martial arts.

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Ashley Tisdale Pregnant By Outer-space Aliens

Funny story: Ashley Tisdale Pregnant By Outer-space Aliens

It has been reported that, starlet, Ashley Tisdale had been abducted by aliens. "Ash is not pregnant with my child," heartthrob Zac Efron states. "She was abducted by one of the aliens they were using to film her new movie. The little guy got a li...

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Vanessa Hudgens to Star in a High School Musical Sans Wildcats and Disney

Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens to Star in a High School Musical Sans Wildcats and Disney

Vanessa Hudgens, of nudy pic fame, will be stepping out of the Wildcat shadow. She will also be stepping away from Disney.

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High School Musical 3: Prom Night

Funny story: High School Musical 3: Prom Night

In movie news- Warner Brothers studios has put in a bid to buy the rights to Disney's High School Musical franchise. It has been reported that the WB has offered up several million dollars for High School Musical, and Disney is interested.

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Orlando Bloom Still Lost at Sea

Funny story: Orlando Bloom Still Lost at Sea

In entertainment news, actor Orlando Bloom's career is still lost. Search and Rescue teams are about to give up hope. It would seem that Mr. Bloom's career followed Wil Turner to Davey Jones' Locker.

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Dr. Edward Maxwell is His Own Wife

Funny story: Dr. Edward Maxwell is His Own Wife

During a follow up evaluation with Dr. Edward Maxwell, Dr. Pankerman has found out some interesting news. It has become apparent to Dr. Panker man that, Dr. Maxwell is clearly worse off than he originally thought.

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Hogwarts: A Mystery. Hogwarts: A Scandal

Funny story: Hogwarts: A Mystery. Hogwarts: A Scandal

Undisclosed location, England- In wizarding news this week, the suspicious deaths of Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape.

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TheSpoof.com Staff Undergoes Psychiatric Evaluations.

Funny story: TheSpoof.com Staff Undergoes Psychiatric Evaluations.

In recent spoof news, The Spoof writer known as Dr. Edward Maxwell has been diagnosed with split personalities. When Dr. Maxwell's stories seemed to bounce from good to bad, personal rant to real news, the staff of TheSpoof.com became wary.

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Harry Potter Stars: Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton Reluctantly Come Out of the Closet

Funny story: Harry Potter Stars: Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton Reluctantly Come Out of the Closet

During a small get together of Harry Potter stars, Harry Potter himself Daniel Radcliffe and Draco Malfoy, Tom Felton, reluctantly came out of the closet.

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Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson and 3 Unknowns in a Peeping Tom Scare

Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson and 3 Unknowns in a Peeping Tom Scare

Hannah Montanna star Miley Cyrus, and Harry Potter starlet Emma Watson, have more in common than fame and Google searches. It seems both have been victims of a Peeping Tom.

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Harry Potter's Daniel Radcliffe in Paternity Suit

Funny story: Harry Potter's Daniel Radcliffe in Paternity Suit

In entertainment news- Daniel Radcliffe's co-star, in the theater production of Equus, is suing him for child support. It appears that in one the "sex" scenes, young Daniel got a little carried away. Now his co-star has given birth to h...

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Fox Has a New Reality Show in the Works

Funny story: Fox Has a New Reality Show in the Works

Fox Television has stated that they have created the 'ultimate' reality show. A spokesperson for Fox says, "To be a competitor on this show you will have to have many talents. You will have to get in great physical shape. This is not you...

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The Capitol Hill Investigation Continues

Funny story: The Capitol Hill Investigation Continues

The investigation into the 'poisoning' of several congressmen and women earlier this week, has come to a standstill. The two lead suspects, pro-turd antagonists, Duncan Whitehead and Tiki Murphy, were indeed helping Mark Lowton shop for his w...

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Zac Efron's Plastic Surgery Nightmare

Funny story: Zac Efron's Plastic Surgery Nightmare

In entertainment news, tween star, Zac Efron, was reported to have gone to renowned plastic surgeon Dr. Ken Barberie, to remove a few 'wrinkles'. This minor procedure should have only taken a few minutes and relatively easy. However, it ended...

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Not Enough Votes for Anti-Turd Bill

Funny story: Not Enough Votes for Anti-Turd Bill

Capitol Hill- In an attempt to rid himself, once and for all, of the turd stories that circulate through TheSpoof.com, Dr. Maxwell lobbied today to have Congress step in. Many of the Congressmen and women agreed with Dr. Maxwell that turd stories wer...

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