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Paris Hilton Fesses Up To Sin City Ricin Scare

Funny story: Paris Hilton Fesses Up To Sin City Ricin Scare

Las Vegas Metro Police were diverted from their nightly undercover Dunkin' Donuts surveillance operations very late on Thursday evening and dispatched to the Bum's Rush Motel in Las Vegas, Nevada to retrieve a plastic package containing a whi...

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Heidi Klum On Crash Twinkie Diet

Funny story: Heidi Klum On Crash Twinkie Diet

Las Vegas -- Heidi Klum today has traded her normal diet of greens for yellow, cream-filled Twinkies.

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'Dr. Death' Reincarnated in Sin City

Funny story: 'Dr. Death' Reincarnated in Sin City

Las Vegas, Nevada -- Jack "Dr. Death" Kervorkian has done his bad deeds and paid his debt to society. But for some Las Vegas, Nevada doctors and health care providers it's just business as usual- 'playing' with death is a long-...

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Working Stiff Pays Off

Funny story: Working Stiff Pays Off

Death becomes some - some way more than others.

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New 'Final Four' Enter U.S. Presidential Race

Funny story: New 'Final Four' Enter U.S. Presidential Race

Las Vegas, Nevada -- Faced with many upcoming March 4 presidential primaries and the stomach-churning prospect of seeing the same ol' refried 'Three Musketeers' on the menu -- a newbie intern, a petulant philanderer, and a pimped-out ho -...

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Quake Thunders, Brothel Gushes

"Marry me!" shouts Steve O. Braganin, a John, to a stunned 'Trixie,' his hostess with the moistest, that was diligently working her midnight magic at Badger Lair, a brothel located just outside the town of Wells, in northeastern Nev...

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'Golden Showers' Scrub Sin City-ians

Funny story: 'Golden Showers' Scrub Sin City-ians

LAS VEGAS, NV -- Being pissed off is not an option, but creative vengeance is.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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