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Funny story: Women are Stupid

Women are Stupid

A renagade scientist claimed that all women are less intelligent than retarded dogs. When quizzed about the remarks he seemed shocked that a woman reporter even looked him in the eye, slapped her and told her to "go home, bitch".
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Funny story: 9/10 Cats Dislike Jimmy Carr

9/10 Cats Dislike Jimmy Carr

Jimmy Carr was announced as one of the hated men alive in a poll of wild urban cats. They believe that his TV show 9/10 cats is insulting and derogatory. Carr was unavailable for comment yesterday but was said to be in a cat-astrophic state of despai...
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Funny story: Dana is Dustin

Dana is Dustin

A clever a mix of ropes, pulleys and smoke enabled Dana and Dustin to be seen in the same room for the first time ever on Saturday. Dana's ferious attack on Dustin was a cunning attempt to cover this fact up. Amazing camera work and CG animation...
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Funny story: Crouch is a Giraffe

Crouch is a Giraffe

I can officially reveal that Liverpool's beanpole striker, Peter Crouch is a giraffe. The startling revelation came yesterday after he was spotted leaving a zoo supply store eating a large bag of giraffe feed.
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Funny story: Brian Lookatthewater Can't Look at the water

Brian Lookatthewater Can't Look at the water

In a cruel twist of fate yesterday, Brian Lookatthewater went blind and his head exploded. In a statement released by his Master John Morrison said "If he had a family they would be devastated".
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Funny story: Castro to retire to Castro

Castro to retire to Castro

It was confirmed today that the Cuban leader Fidel Castro will retire to Castro, San Francisco. Since gaining power in 1958, Castro has ruled Cuba ever since.
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Funny story: Large yellow object spotted in sky

Large yellow object spotted in sky

An investigation is underway today in Co. Donegal, Ireland after a large glowing yellow circle was spotted in the sky. Several eye witnesses said they had never seen the like of it.
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"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg

"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
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