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Funny story:  Crackers Crash House Bash

Crackers Crash House Bash

Washington D.C. - Making their dream come true, a white Virginia couple somehow breached security and entered into the White House for an Obama dinner party. Secret Service acknowledged the oversight. "It was rather obvious they didn't belong, but...
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Funny story:  Britain "Equality Bill" Demands BBC Radio Broadcasts for the Deaf

Britain "Equality Bill" Demands BBC Radio Broadcasts for the Deaf

(DALLAS, USA) -- An anonymous member of Britain's Conservative Party revealed today that Britain's proposed Equality Bill will require the BBC to "allot radio time -- commensurate with the percentage of deaf citizens -- to feature broadcasts for the...
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Funny story:  Jacqui Smith Bans USA's Peter Griffin

Jacqui Smith Bans USA's Peter Griffin

(DALLAS, USA) -- In a Parliamentary meeting Thursday, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith extended her ban of outspoken Americans to include Sir Peter Griffin. Griffin is the bigoted, far from politically correct, lead character in the America's animated tel...
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Funny story:  Obama's Military Might on Display: US Navy Kills 3 Starving Somali Teens in Indian Ocean Showdown

Obama's Military Might on Display: US Navy Kills 3 Starving Somali Teens in Indian Ocean Showdown

Washington, DC. -- A defiant President Obama took an "I told you so" proud stance in claiming US military victory in the Indian Ocean. It took only 5 days for multiple large US Naval ships to overtake a tiny boat with 4 starving Somali youngsters...
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Funny story:  Panhandlers Struggle in Recession; Obama Blamed

Panhandlers Struggle in Recession; Obama Blamed

(Bloomfield Hills, MI) -- From Cincinnati streets to Talalhassee thoroughares, panhandlers like "Fred" from Detroit are struggling to survive during the country's recession. A former Ford assembly worker-turned-panhandler, Fred's income has fallen...
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Funny story:  Pelosi's "500 Million Americans" Included Illegals

Pelosi's "500 Million Americans" Included Illegals

(Washington, DC) -- Yesterday, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi defended her seemingly erroneous statement that without a stimulus package "500 million Americans lose their jobs every month." Pelosi clarified the figure, stating "I was including...
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Funny story:  Burrito Bell to Offer Methane Emission Offsets

Burrito Bell to Offer Methane Emission Offsets

Frijole, TX (RS) -- In its "Amigo to the Environment" campaign, Burrito Bell announced today that all its resturants will soon offer methane emission offsets to its customers. The offset prices range from 4 cents on a simple tostada, to $1.06 on a...
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Funny story:  Obama: Wealth Defined by Friends, Not Money

Obama: Wealth Defined by Friends, Not Money

(Dover, DE) In sharp contrast to opponent John McCain's definition of wealth in terms of vast monetary sums, Barack Obama gauges wealth by the friends he has, according to an interview this weekend. "Wealth is not defined by how much money you ha...
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Funny story:  Obama Writings Support Partial-Youth Abortion

Obama Writings Support Partial-Youth Abortion

Reeling from diving poll numbers among women, Obama has expanded his abortion interpretation to extend mothers' "rights to choice" for up to 24 months beyond a baby's birth. With his recently written "Partial-Youth Abortion" bill, Obama lauds the...
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Funny story:  Stevie Wonder, Paul McCartney to Perform "Ebony and Ivory" at Denver DNC Conference

Stevie Wonder, Paul McCartney to Perform "Ebony and Ivory" at Denver DNC Conference

Barack Obama, a big music fan himself, has invited Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney to perform their famous song "Ebony and Ivory" at the Demoncratic National Convention this week. The performance will take place Thursday, the day entitled "Change...
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Funny story:  Obama: "I am Not a Misogynist"; Denounces his Muslim Roots

Obama: "I am Not a Misogynist"; Denounces his Muslim Roots

After repeatedly bashing Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primaries, and reportedly giving little or no consideration to the former first lady as vp running mate, Barack Obama struggles to distance himself from accusations of misogynism . "I am n...
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Funny story:  Obama Abandons 'Change' SLOGANISTA Campaign, Changes to "Politics as Usual" with Biden VEEP Pick

Obama Abandons 'Change' SLOGANISTA Campaign, Changes to "Politics as Usual" with Biden VEEP Pick

Seeing his double-digit lead vanish in his hollow "Change" mantra, Obama has apparently changed style, evidenced by his selecting long-time politician Joe Biden as his Vice President running mate . Biden, the senior senator from Delaware brings wi...
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Funny story:  Obama Considered Ending Affirmative Action in Quest for National Unity, White Vote

Obama Considered Ending Affirmative Action in Quest for National Unity, White Vote

A recording surfaced today from Obama's Unity, PA meeting with Hillary Clinton July 10th revealing that Obama discussed ending affirmative action in order to court the white vote, according to Fox News sources. "We have the black vote in our back...
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Funny story:  Pelosi: "Congress Promises to Continue to do Nothing during Recess"

Pelosi: "Congress Promises to Continue to do Nothing during Recess"

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi today promised a sparse, beachfront gathering beneath the balcony of her Malibu time-share that Congress would "continue to do nothing" during its summer recess. The statement was greeted with meager applause from...
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Funny story:  Pelosi Brain Tumor Rumor Tanks Oil Prices

Pelosi Brain Tumor Rumor Tanks Oil Prices

Wall Street oil speculators ran for cover recently amidst rumors that US Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi had a brain tumor. Fearful that Pelosi's absence would allow the lifting of the US ban on off-shore drilling, oil speculators fiercely cover...
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Funny story:  In Kabul, Obama's Promise of "Change" Delivers Hope to Weary Taliban, Despondent Extremists

In Kabul, Obama's Promise of "Change" Delivers Hope to Weary Taliban, Despondent Extremists

(Kabul, Afghanistan) - Barack Obama further lauded his nebulous message of change at his central Kabul speech today, garnering raucous cheers from the Afghanis.
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Funny story:  "Bitter Pennsylvanians" to Secede, Form "One Nation Under God"

"Bitter Pennsylvanians" to Secede, Form "One Nation Under God"

(Gettysburg, PA) -- A groundswelling majority of Pennsylvanians, incensed by Obama's accusation that Keystone Staters ignorantly "cling to guns or religion", is forming its own nation, The Republic of Pennsylvania, One Nation Under...
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Funny story:  Jesse Jackson Confesses: Profanity was Preparation for "George Carlin Titillating Tribute"

Jesse Jackson Confesses: Profanity was Preparation for "George Carlin Titillating Tribute"

(New York) American civil rights activist Jesse Jackson today admitted to recent vulgarites, but claimed "I was just trying material for my George Carlin titillating stand-up comedy tribute", scheduled for Friday at Duke's Fuqua School...
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