Washington D.C. - Making their dream come true, a white Virginia couple somehow breached security and entered into the White House for an Obama dinner party.
Secret Service acknowledged the oversight. "It was rather obvious they didn't belong, but...
(DALLAS, USA) -- An anonymous member of Britain's Conservative Party revealed today that Britain's proposed Equality Bill will require the BBC to "allot radio time -- commensurate with the percentage of deaf citizens -- to feature broadcasts for the...
(DALLAS, USA) -- In a Parliamentary meeting Thursday, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith extended her ban of outspoken Americans to include Sir Peter Griffin. Griffin is the bigoted, far from politically correct, lead character in the America's animated tel...
Washington, DC. -- A defiant President Obama took an "I told you so" proud stance in claiming US military victory in the Indian Ocean.
It took only 5 days for multiple large US Naval ships to overtake a tiny boat with 4 starving Somali youngsters...
(Bloomfield Hills, MI) -- From Cincinnati streets to Talalhassee thoroughares, panhandlers like "Fred" from Detroit are struggling to survive during the country's recession.
A former Ford assembly worker-turned-panhandler, Fred's income has fallen...
(Washington, DC) -- Yesterday, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi defended her seemingly erroneous statement that without a stimulus package "500 million Americans lose their jobs every month."
Pelosi clarified the figure, stating "I was including...
Frijole, TX (RS) -- In its "Amigo to the Environment" campaign, Burrito Bell announced today that all its resturants will soon offer methane emission offsets to its customers.
The offset prices range from 4 cents on a simple tostada, to $1.06 on a...
(Dover, DE) In sharp contrast to opponent John McCain's definition of wealth in terms of vast monetary sums, Barack Obama gauges wealth by the friends he has, according to an interview this weekend.
"Wealth is not defined by how much money you ha...
Reeling from diving poll numbers among women, Obama has expanded his abortion interpretation to extend mothers' "rights to choice" for up to 24 months beyond a baby's birth.
With his recently written "Partial-Youth Abortion" bill, Obama lauds the...
Barack Obama, a big music fan himself, has invited Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney to perform their famous song "Ebony and Ivory" at the Demoncratic National Convention this week.
The performance will take place Thursday, the day entitled "Change...
After repeatedly bashing Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primaries, and reportedly giving little or no consideration to the former first lady as vp running mate, Barack Obama struggles to distance himself from accusations of misogynism .
"I am n...
Seeing his double-digit lead vanish in his hollow "Change" mantra, Obama has apparently changed style, evidenced by his selecting long-time politician Joe Biden as his Vice President running mate .
Biden, the senior senator from Delaware brings wi...
A recording surfaced today from Obama's Unity, PA meeting with Hillary Clinton July 10th revealing that Obama discussed ending affirmative action in order to court the white vote, according to Fox News sources.
"We have the black vote in our back...
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi today promised a sparse, beachfront gathering beneath the balcony of her Malibu time-share that Congress would "continue to do nothing" during its summer recess.
The statement was greeted with meager applause from...
Wall Street oil speculators ran for cover recently amidst rumors that US Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi had a brain tumor.
Fearful that Pelosi's absence would allow the lifting of the US ban on off-shore drilling, oil speculators fiercely cover...
(Kabul, Afghanistan) - Barack Obama further lauded his nebulous message of change at his central Kabul speech today, garnering raucous cheers from the Afghanis.
(Gettysburg, PA) -- A groundswelling majority of Pennsylvanians, incensed by Obama's accusation that Keystone Staters ignorantly "cling to guns or religion", is forming its own nation, The Republic of Pennsylvania, One Nation Under...
(New York) American civil rights activist Jesse Jackson today admitted to recent vulgarites, but claimed "I was just trying material for my George Carlin titillating stand-up comedy tribute", scheduled for Friday at Duke's Fuqua School...