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Elves Probably Real, Study Says

Gary Jones of Miami, Florida has released a statement to the world wide news media that states that after an exhaustive privately funded study, he has concluded that elves are probably real.

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Mars Rover Grill?

Funny story: Mars Rover Grill?

NASA - Officials in charge of the most recent Mars rover missions have announced that the red planet is getting into the kitchen appliances business. "When we got up out of that crater, we done saw the factories and the UPS trucks loading up wit...

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Latest Study On Education In America Yields Tragic Results

Funny story: Latest Study On Education In America Yields Tragic Results

"We knew it was bad when the kids told us they knew their 'ABG's'," senior analyst Paul Wellmark of the Institute For Minor Education said, Tuesday.

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Music Industry Giggling Over Static Loaded MP3 Crusade

"It's like your listening... your listening... SHSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHH!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha..." said Harvey Finglebert, head of the RIAA's new 1, 2, MP3 Faux department said.

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Monkeys Briefly Take Over White House

Funny story: Monkeys Briefly Take Over White House

Washington, D.C. - Monday, 2/16/04, 7:35pm Eastern time, escaped monkeys took over the White House. Though rampaging and loudly destroying government property, the group wasn't detected until about 8:57pm the same night.

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President's Records Really Ramshackle

Funny story: President's Records Really Ramshackle

"Then he went outside to pee. He was a good soldier he. Went outside when he needed to to pee. For lunch he had spinach wraps. We paid him $7.35 an hour for his militaryism."...

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Clear Channel Communications Makes Bid For Cheerios Brand

Funny story: Clear Channel Communications Makes Bid For Cheerios Brand

In a press release today, Clear Channel announced it has been in talks with General Mills to purchase the Cheerios brand of cereal.

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President Grows Beard, Calls Self Osama Bin Bushy

In a move that will surely shock most sane people living in almost all the developed countries, George W. Bush has grown extensive facial hair (using miracle Hair Club For Men formula only available to presidents and those who are balding) and has ch...

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Public Enthralled By Rover Close-ups

Ever since NASA began releasing new images of the Martian surface the world has been rather dismayed. The worries need not continue however, NASA has heeded the public outcry.

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Mars Still Hungry

In another press conference held by Mars, the red planet adamantly defended its hunger to a crowd of shocked and upset reporters.

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Beagle 2 lander found!

In a press conference held by the Beagle 2 lander late Tuesday morning, the lander made some comments pertaining to the previous conferences held by NASA and Mars.

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Mars reacts to NASA Press Conference

In a press conference held this morning by Mars, the red planet made some statements addressing the charges alleged by NASA yesterday.

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Mars is eating our space probes

In a press conference held by NASA yesterday it was revealed that Mars is eating our space probes. "First it was a couple landers, now it's a Beagle" Nasa spokeswoman Jacquelyn Barker said, Monday.

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