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Funny story: Elves Probably Real, Study Says

Elves Probably Real, Study Says

Gary Jones of Miami, Florida has released a statement to the world wide news media that states that after an exhaustive privately funded study, he has concluded that elves are probably real.
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Funny story: Mars Rover Grill?

Mars Rover Grill?

NASA - Officials in charge of the most recent Mars rover missions have announced that the red planet is getting into the kitchen appliances business. "When we got up out of that crater, we done saw the factories and the UPS trucks loading up wit...
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Funny story: Latest Study On Education In America Yields Tragic Results

Latest Study On Education In America Yields Tragic Results

"We knew it was bad when the kids told us they knew their 'ABG's'," senior analyst Paul Wellmark of the Institute For Minor Education said, Tuesday.
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Funny story: Music Industry Giggling Over Static Loaded MP3 Crusade

Music Industry Giggling Over Static Loaded MP3 Crusade

"It's like your listening... your listening... SHSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHH!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha..." said Harvey Finglebert, head of the RIAA's new 1, 2, MP3 Faux department said.
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Funny story: Monkeys Briefly Take Over White House

Monkeys Briefly Take Over White House

Washington, D.C. - Monday, 2/16/04, 7:35pm Eastern time, escaped monkeys took over the White House. Though rampaging and loudly destroying government property, the group wasn't detected until about 8:57pm the same night.
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Funny story: President's Records Really Ramshackle

President's Records Really Ramshackle

"Then he went outside to pee. He was a good soldier he. Went outside when he needed to to pee. For lunch he had spinach wraps. We paid him $7.35 an hour for his militaryism."...
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Funny story: Clear Channel Communications Makes Bid For Cheerios Brand

Clear Channel Communications Makes Bid For Cheerios Brand

In a press release today, Clear Channel announced it has been in talks with General Mills to purchase the Cheerios brand of cereal.
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Funny story: President Grows Beard, Calls Self Osama Bin Bushy

President Grows Beard, Calls Self Osama Bin Bushy

In a move that will surely shock most sane people living in almost all the developed countries, George W. Bush has grown extensive facial hair (using miracle Hair Club For Men formula only available to presidents and those who are balding) and has ch...
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Funny story: Public Enthralled By Rover Close-ups

Public Enthralled By Rover Close-ups

Ever since NASA began releasing new images of the Martian surface the world has been rather dismayed. The worries need not continue however, NASA has heeded the public outcry.
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Funny story: Mars Still Hungry

Mars Still Hungry

In another press conference held by Mars, the red planet adamantly defended its hunger to a crowd of shocked and upset reporters.
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Funny story: Beagle 2 lander found!

Beagle 2 lander found!

In a press conference held by the Beagle 2 lander late Tuesday morning, the lander made some comments pertaining to the previous conferences held by NASA and Mars.
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Funny story: Mars reacts to NASA Press Conference

Mars reacts to NASA Press Conference

In a press conference held this morning by Mars, the red planet made some statements addressing the charges alleged by NASA yesterday.
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Funny story: Mars is eating our space probes

Mars is eating our space probes

In a press conference held by NASA yesterday it was revealed that Mars is eating our space probes. "First it was a couple landers, now it's a Beagle" Nasa spokeswoman Jacquelyn Barker said, Monday.
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Obama to deploy 3,000 doctors to combat ISIL

The United States announced on Tuesday it will send 3,000 doctors to help combat the Islamic terrorist group, ISIL, as part of a ramped-up plan, including a major deployment in Syria.

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