Over 2000 federal troops, and law enforcement officers from all over Texas, and parts of Oklahoma and Louisiana stormed The Lakewood Church of Houston Sunday during worship services and arrested the entire congregation of over 26000 members. The acti...
Energy markets were rocked, and oil prices soared to a record $143.75 per barrel today following comments by John McCain in answer to why the current administration's energy policy had failed so miserably, and how his would succeed.
Faced with the near-certain prospect of a presidency ruled by either Allah, menstrual cycles, or a hatred of youth, the Main Stream Media today apologized for its concerted efforts to destroy Ron Paul's candidacy saying 'in retrospect he'...
The Fed today announced that it would continue to fight the recession, which was caused by the expansion of the money supply and excessive government expenditures, by printing $6 trillion new dollars, and spending it.
The Democratic Party today announced it had purchased the remnants of the Republican Party for $57 million.
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