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Funny story: USMC, CG May Develop Non-Traditional Weapons Systems Together

USMC, CG May Develop Non-Traditional Weapons Systems Together

WASHINGTON, DC - In his second State of the Coast Guard speech, Admiral Thad Allen, 23rd Commandant of the U.S. Coast Guard, announced that due to secure communications shortfalls the first National Security Cutter, Coast Guard Cutter Bertholf, would...
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Funny story: Coast Guard Plan Backfires: Grand Haven as a Target Proves Costly Mistake

Coast Guard Plan Backfires: Grand Haven as a Target Proves Costly Mistake

WASHINGTON, DC. - Coast Guard Commandant Admiral Thad Allen announced today that the plan to scarf up congressional earmarks was slightly misguided and very costly.
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Funny story: Cheney Opposed to Gun Control in the District of Columbia

Cheney Opposed to Gun Control in the District of Columbia

WASHINGTON, DC - Vice President Cheney signed on to a brief filed by a majority of Congress yesterday that urged the Supreme Court to uphold a ruling that the District of Columbia's handgun ban is unconstitutional, breaking with his own administr...
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Funny story: Marine Corps Commandant to Teach Other Service Chiefs New Tricks

Marine Corps Commandant to Teach Other Service Chiefs New Tricks

WASHINGTON, DC - General James T. Conway, Commandant of the United States Marine Corps has been seen strutting the halls of the Pentagon with a cat-ate-the-mouse grin.
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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