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Sony Board of Directors Flummoxed

Funny story: Sony Board of Directors Flummoxed

The board of directors of Sony are tired of apologising to customers over Internet theft. "With a breach happening daily we know the auditors at Visa and MasterCard on a first name basis," joked technologies commentator Kentaro Moto. To avoid...

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Dobbs in 2012

Funny story: Dobbs in 2012

NEW YORK - CNN's Lou Dobbs, a lightning rod for criticism following his transition from a business journalist to an opinionated anchor on such issues as illegal immigration, told viewers on Wednesday that he was quitting his nightly show to pursue th...

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Obama's Fly Execution

Funny story: Obama's Fly Execution

(Jun 19, Washington) - The president has been getting lots of kudos for a lightning-fast, Mr. Miyagi-worthy swipe he employed to slay a pesky house fly that was buzzing him in mid-interview during a taping with CNBC that airs next Monday. I contac...

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Lawsuit Mayhem

Funny story: Lawsuit Mayhem

The IFPI have gone lawsuit crazy after winning its case against The Pirate Bay. They are suing over 2000 Internet sites that end with "" or "" their PR spokesman, Serena Sutton-Smith, said. When asked why auction powerhouse eBay was...

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Nortel execs racked up unpaid NFL bill

Funny story: Nortel execs racked up unpaid NFL bill

Executives at troubled Nortel Networks dropped US$554,952.27 at National Football League games in Dallas last year, apparently without even paying the bill to creditor Texas Stadium Inc. That's just one of 7,700 creditor claims in Nortel's current...

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Apple Admits iPhone 3G Units Exploding

Funny story: Apple Admits iPhone 3G Units Exploding

The charismatic leader of Apple Corporation, Steve Jobs, admitted today that all units of the iPhone 3G sold worldwide are being recalled immediately. "There have been several instances with the unit where it thermally destabilized, outwardly proj...

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New Republican Candidate

Funny story: New Republican Candidate

July 4, 2008 - The GOP has introduced a new man for Republican presidential candidate, Mr. Robert Gabriel Mugabe of Zimbabwe.

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Microsoft Cancels Windows Vista

Funny story: Microsoft Cancels Windows Vista

In a not-totally unexpected move, Microsoft reversed the roles of Windows Vista and XP. The spokesman for Microsoft said, "Vista is on the way out and XP is on the way in."...

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China Pushes Shoddy Rat Poison

Funny story: China Pushes Shoddy Rat Poison

BEIJING - Chin Ki, 57, owner of Ki Manufacturing Industries Corp. in Bigdong Province has been sentenced to death for "selling inferior products to western capitalist markets."...

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Korean Man Kills Self Over Loss of Software Feature

Funny story: Korean Man Kills Self Over Loss of Software Feature

Bik Pu, 37, a single South Korean man who worked in a Seoul office apparently committed suicide over the loss of "Clippy."...

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Another Lost Weekend

Funny story: Another Lost Weekend

Paralytic Pictures announced today that they will be producing a remake of their classic picture, Lost Weekend.

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Potter Book Lost

Funny story: Potter Book Lost

The manuscript for the final Harry Potter book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," has been lost according to information given at a press event at the Ritz Hotel in London.

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XBOX 360 Elite Goes Corporate.

Funny story: XBOX 360 Elite Goes Corporate.

In a worldwide teleconference today, Microsoft stunned the world by announcing that they are dropping support, as of May 1, 2007 for all remaining versions of Windows including Server 2003, XP and Vista.

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Bill Gates Fights AIDS

Funny story: Bill Gates Fights AIDS

The battle against AIDS and two other deadly diseases ravaging the developing world got a $500 million USD booster shot yesterday.

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Pentagon Releases Names of Guantanamo Inmates

Funny story: Pentagon Releases Names of Guantanamo Inmates

The Pentagon, Washington DC -- Finally after several years of delays, the US military complied with the government's demands and submitted a list of the inmates being held at the military jail at Guantanamo in Cuba. Although the list was deliver...

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"Kev" & "Brits" Call it Quits.

Funny story: "Kev" & "Brits" Call it Quits.

HOLLYWOOD, CA Hollywood's latest parents, dancer Kevin Federline (27) and pop-diva Britney Spears (23), have agreed to a trial separation due t...

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Pope Recovers

Funny story: Pope Recovers

VATICAN CITY Apr 1, 2005.

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Beatle Warning Issued for Artificial Christmas Trees

Funny story: Beatle Warning Issued for Artificial Christmas Trees

Beatle Warning Issued for Artificial Christmas Trees...

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