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Funny story: Archbishop of Canterbury Thomas à Becket to be assassinated in December by four drunken knights; ridding kingdom of "that turbulent priest" and creating yet another 'Martyr Stop & Shop' for the British tourist industry

Archbishop of Canterbury Thomas à Becket to be assassinated in December by four drunken knights; ridding kingdom of "that turbulent priest" and creating yet another 'Martyr Stop & Shop' for the British tourist industry

Thomas à Becket, 52, was appointed the Archbishop of Canterbury in 1162. In a statement on his website, the head of the 85 million-strong Anglican Communion said serving as archbishop had been "an immense privilege". He said that news of his...
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Funny story: Santorum Now a Contender: Santorum and Romney to Star in Broadway Revival of "Carrie"

Santorum Now a Contender: Santorum and Romney to Star in Broadway Revival of "Carrie"

With a new head of steam from his three electoral victories on Tuesday night, Rick Santorum is daring to think what might have been unthinkable just a week ago and remains improbable - particularly from a costume perspective - that he can dispatch Ne...
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Funny story: Newt Gingrich campaign promise: colonize the Moon with Mitt Romney supporters

Newt Gingrich campaign promise: colonize the Moon with Mitt Romney supporters

Newt Gingrich's latest campaign promise has NASA and Dems on tenterhooks: to colonize the Moon with Romney supporters, vegans and telemarketers. While the absence of unwanted masses in those categories might improve American life as we know it, the p...
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Funny story: Iowan Eight "Mitt Romney voters" wake up with hangovers and recant - "He's a Pratt!" hits the morning papers

Iowan Eight "Mitt Romney voters" wake up with hangovers and recant - "He's a Pratt!" hits the morning papers

Mitt Romney's Mormon Holy Quest to lock down the 2012 Republican presidential nomination was sharply undercut this morning when eight Iowans who had apparently participated in caucus while under the influence of various dance club substances woke up...
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Funny story: Romney Compares Obama to Kim Jong-il: "wacky, elusive and probably dead"

Romney Compares Obama to Kim Jong-il: "wacky, elusive and probably dead"

Mitt "Madman" Romney flung the gauntlet at President Obama yesterday, comparing him to dead North Korean cartoon character Kim Jong-il II. "I've been looking at some video clips on YouTube of President Obama, then supermodel Obama, traipsing thro...
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Funny story: US Homeland Security confuses NYC poets' "strike" with 9/11 anniversary threats from Al Qaeda operative Lindsay Lohan

US Homeland Security confuses NYC poets' "strike" with 9/11 anniversary threats from Al Qaeda operative Lindsay Lohan

Amid reports that American spy networks have intercepted communications from Al Qaeda operative Lindsay Lohan indicating plans for a terrorist strike in New York or maybe Hoboken, both cities have heightened their security and even pulled out the fam...
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Funny story: Mel "Mad" Gibson to produce Jewish warrior epic 'Jesus Strikes Back' with all-Aussie cast

Mel "Mad" Gibson to produce Jewish warrior epic 'Jesus Strikes Back' with all-Aussie cast

Director and overactor Mel "Mad" Gibson is set to produce another blockbuster biblical drama about Jewish hero and famous witticist, Jesus. The 65-year-old is collaborating with screenwriter Joe Eszterhazy to tell the story of the famously buff Je...
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Funny story: Astronomers find supermassive black holes in Sarah Palin's head

Astronomers find supermassive black holes in Sarah Palin's head

NASA - Astronomers have discovered a pair of supermassive black holes in the twisty, spiral brain of former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin, NASA said Wednesday. Approximately 160 million light years from Earth, Ms. Palin is the nearest known such ph...
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Funny story: Gaddafi's valet, saucier and Shih Tzu dogs take refuge at The Casbah in Algiers; mysterious stunt double Charles Boyer - dead since 1978 - among them

Gaddafi's valet, saucier and Shih Tzu dogs take refuge at The Casbah in Algiers; mysterious stunt double Charles Boyer - dead since 1978 - among them

Algiers - Libyan leader and international jewel thief Muammar Gaddafi's valet Fred, his saucier Hedy Lamar, stunt double Charles Boyer, and pampered dogs Hannibal and Mohammed arrived in Algiers Monday, state media reported. The government has inf...
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Funny story: Perry bills feds $349M for incarcerating "illegals"; Feds bill Perry $12 billion for being Texan

Perry bills feds $349M for incarcerating "illegals"; Feds bill Perry $12 billion for being Texan

AUSTIN, Texas - Texas Gov. Rick Perry has asked the U.S. Department of Homeland Security for nearly $350 zillion to cover the costs he says Texas has incurred incarcerating Mexican-Americans in state prisons and county jails. In a letter to Homela...
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Funny story: First Mandatory NYC Evacuation Ordered - New Yorkers Yawn; Clean Orderly City So Impressive Evacuation Now Extended to New Jersey

First Mandatory NYC Evacuation Ordered - New Yorkers Yawn; Clean Orderly City So Impressive Evacuation Now Extended to New Jersey

NEW YORK - The normally filthy streets emptied out and the mind-numbing roar of the subways came to a stop. Streets emptied until you could actually cross Broadway without taking out an insurance policy. NYC's famous kamikazi cab drivers were no wher...
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Funny story: Bill Gates sets out to invent toilets, the Internet and the wheel

Bill Gates sets out to invent toilets, the Internet and the wheel

The man who claims to have reinvented computers, invented disco, taught Michael Jackson the Moonwalk and made TP a household item in most wealthy nations, Microsoft tycoon/tyrant/liar turned quasi-philanthropist, Bill Gates, is now focusing his atten...
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Funny story: Mass grave in northern Mexico contains 500 bodies believed to be those of Americans who illegally fled south in search of jobs

Mass grave in northern Mexico contains 500 bodies believed to be those of Americans who illegally fled south in search of jobs

The Mexican authorities say they have recovered more than 500 bodies from a clandestine cemetery in the northern state of Nuevo Leon. The dead are thought to be victims of American's spiraling unemployment rate who had crossed the southern borders...
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Funny story: Castro simulacra makes another rare trip out of cold storage to visit neighboring mausoleum

Castro simulacra makes another rare trip out of cold storage to visit neighboring mausoleum

The President Fidel Castro automated impersonator has made its first reported appearance outside Havana since handing over power to Raul Castro in 2006. Cuban television showed the realistic 83-year-old automaton leaving his own cold storage to vi...
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Funny story: North Korea vows nuclear response to U.S. - Seoul gay pride parade and planned 'Secret Santa'

North Korea vows nuclear response to U.S. - Seoul gay pride parade and planned 'Secret Santa'

North Korea warned Saturday that it will respond with "powerful nuclear deterrence" to joint U.S. and South Korean military gay pride parade and picnic recently announced for soldiers stationed throughout South Korea. The online dating service, bathh...
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Funny story: Vacationing Iran scientist Shahram Amiri free to leave, says US: mixed signals from CIA and other tourguides confuse the issue

Vacationing Iran scientist Shahram Amiri free to leave, says US: mixed signals from CIA and other tourguides confuse the issue

The US insists that a missing Iranian nuclear scientist who has turned up in the country is there vacationing, the year delay caused by a wrong turn at the Universal Studios Tour, and is ready to leave. The state department rejected claims by Tehr...
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Funny story: Breaking Irony: Russians convicted over anti-Christian art exhibition; art tour to continue in Siberia

Breaking Irony: Russians convicted over anti-Christian art exhibition; art tour to continue in Siberia

Two men who organised a controversial art exhibition in Moscow have been found guilty by a Russian court of inciting hatred against religion. Andrei Yerofeyev and Yuri Samodurov had set up the anti- Christian 'Forbidden Art" exhibition at the Sakh...
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Funny story: Castro impersonator makes rare public appearance, masses reassured; Disney denies animatron rumours

Castro impersonator makes rare public appearance, masses reassured; Disney denies animatron rumours

New photographs have emerged showing a remarkably realistic Fidel Castro impersonator greeting workers in a rare 'public' appearance. The images of a grey-bearded "Castro", 83 and/or dead, smiling and wearing a white tracksuit with a Disney logo,...
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