NASA scientists were celebrating today after snapping a picture of the most distant object in the universe. The object, designated Swineflu 91, is barely visible to the naked eye, fuzzy in a pair of 10x50 binoculars, and jumps around a lot when viewe...
(Chipping Sodbury - AP) Scientists working at the University of Durham announced here that the long-awaited conclusion to the search for the key to the secret of the cosmos has been reached.
London (Reuters) - The art world was reeling today after the winner of an Ebay auction for the Rosetta Stone posted negative feedback complaining that the stone was poorly packed, missed pieces and was "not the same colour as the photos".
RAFAH, Gaza Strip (Reuters) - Paris Hilton's visit to the region culminated in a frenzy of Palestinian interest as she revealed her bush to startled crowds. Thousands rushed towards the gaping hole, as Egyptian troops shot high into the air, and...
Rijk aan Zee - Tempers frayed at the beginning of the 8th round of the Corus Chess championships here at Wijk an See, as the British contender Short appealed to the arbiter for a win against the reigning champion Fischer, who refused...
Scientists at the Texas Advanced Center for Inquiry (TACI) announced that they have calculated the probability of Britney Spears. Using IBM's "Blue Jeans" million processor supercomputer behemoth, the group processed data from the Human...
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Stocks snapped a five-day losing streak on Wednesday, with the Dow coming energetically by nearly 300 yards on optimism that a government plan to rescue ailing bond insurers is taking shape and could prevent billions more in cred...
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