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Funny story:  Ron Paul Vows Victory; Developing Time Machine

Ron Paul Vows Victory; Developing Time Machine

FORT MIRTH, Tex. - Presidential hopeful Ron Paul vows to win the republican nomination, even as he trails front-runner John McCain, who has a 60:1 delegate lead. Political analysts are calling it a "mathematical impossibility," but Paul is...
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Funny story:  Ron Paul Calls Press Conference; One Reporter Attends

Ron Paul Calls Press Conference; One Reporter Attends

Today, Ron Paul held a press conference in his underground bunker to discuss his plans for the country. One reporter attended, providing The Spoof with this exclusive story.
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Funny story:  Ted Kennedy Endorses Bud Light

Ted Kennedy Endorses Bud Light

Senator Ted Kennedy has announced his endorsement on Super Sunday. It has yet to be seen whether Kennedy's stamp of approval will translate into victory throughout the 2008 sports season.
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Funny story:  GM to Produce One Horsepower Carriage; Power Not Included

GM to Produce One Horsepower Carriage; Power Not Included

LANCASTER, Mich. - In an effort to support manufacturing jobs and help the environment, GM announced it will produce horse driven carriages. The motorized carriage will be phased out by the year 2018 to meet the standards of the Energy and Fair Labor...
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Funny story:  Bush Admits to Wiretapping Teenager; Had to Know if Jamie Lynn Really Was Pregnant

Bush Admits to Wiretapping Teenager; Had to Know if Jamie Lynn Really Was Pregnant

WASHINGTON, P.C. - While taking time from running the free world and torturing babies just for fun, President Bush confessed to reporters that he warrantlessly eavesdrops on everyday citizens "just to keep in touch with the people."...
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Funny story:  Human Extinction Delayed 6 Months; Greener Living Slightly Rescues Mankind

Human Extinction Delayed 6 Months; Greener Living Slightly Rescues Mankind

ACADEMIA, Calif. - Today, the Center to Obtain Grant Money by Perpetually Studying Global Warming, or COGMPSGW for short, released better than expected news. The COGMPSGW report shows a six month delay in global warming, thanks to greener habits.
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Funny story:  Hillary Endorses Hillary: Emerging Candidate Finally Finds Herself

Hillary Endorses Hillary: Emerging Candidate Finally Finds Herself

NARCISSUS, Nev. - In the field of candidates for the 2008 presidential election, some are looking for a clear winner. For one person, that search is over.
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Eminent Authority Opines on Hillary's Claim of Impoverishment

"Hillary Clinton claiming to be broke is like King Midas declaring himself to be homeless." M Voltaire

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