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Royal Wedding Singer Revealed As Morrissey

Funny story: Royal Wedding Singer Revealed As Morrissey

The Royal Family announced surprising news today that cult icon and lead singer of The Smiths, Morrissey, will provide entertainment as the wedding singer for Kate and Wills big day - at the cost of re-writing The Smiths hit album, The Queen Is Dead.

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FIA Announce Sensational New F1 Rules

Funny story: FIA Announce Sensational New F1 Rules

With fears growing over the threat of major F1 teams and drivers withdrawing from the sport next year, the motorsport governing body FIA have ditched the controversial two-tier system in favour of an agreed rule in which drivers pay for fuel during p...

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Nick Clegg's Expenses Revealed

Funny story: Nick Clegg's Expenses Revealed

Nick Clegg's expenses list was today revealed, leaving him particularly red faced over the contents of his list. Liberal Democrat leader Clegg (popularly known as Cameron Lite), who was previously known to be one of the few politicians with a clea...

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Coronation Street To Become Embroiled In Terror Plot

It was revealed today that soap opera Coronation Street will become embroiled in it's very own terror plot this coming September. A spokesman said that it will add much needed vigour to a very tedious show. Local fuddy duddies Ken Barlow and No...

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Brown V Cameron Over Christmas Gift Policy

Funny story: Brown V Cameron Over Christmas Gift Policy

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has today announced that he will give each British citizen a PS3 along with a copy of Grand Theft Auto IV, so as to help everyone through the credit crunch this Christmas. "I believe it's a fantastic idea and one that w...

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Jay Z Collaborates With Mosely and Gallagher Bites Back

After murdering the Oasis hit 'Wonderwall', Jay Z has since confirmed he is to collaborate with local bitch slapper Max Mosely.

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Al Fayed: Prince Phillip Made Fulham FC Shite!

Funny story: Al Fayed: Prince Phillip Made Fulham FC Shite!

He just won't give up will he? After accusing Prince Phillip and the Secret Service for killing Dodi and Diana, the lovable Mohammed, Al Fayed is back up to his old tricks again by accusing the Prince of Edinburgh for making his beloved football...

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Liverpool FC To Appear On 'Jeremy Kyle'

Funny story: Liverpool FC To Appear On 'Jeremy Kyle'

The feuding boardroom members and manager of Liverpool, Tom Hicks, George Gillet, Rick Parry and Rafa Benitez have all appeared on ITV's hit show 'Jeremy Kyle' to sort out their differences.

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'The Dictionary' To Become A Movie

Funny story: 'The Dictionary' To Become A Movie

The most popular book in the world, 'The Dictionary', is to become a summer blockbuster movie, with stars such as Bruce Willis and Morgan Freeman starring in it.

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The Terrorist Awards 2008: The Results

The Middle East swept the board at last nights Terrorist Awards, scooping the majority categories. The ceremony, held at Earls Court, was a lavish affair, with many A-list guests including Tony Blair, George W. Bush and Abu Hamza, to name but a few.

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Max Mosely To Become A Rapper

Funny story: Max Mosely To Become A Rapper

FIA President and all round nice guy Max Mosely sensationally revealed that he is to become a rapper - under the name Maxy M.

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Oasis Collaboration With Tweenies In Jeopardy

Funny story: Oasis Collaboration With Tweenies In Jeopardy

Noel and Liam Gallagher, siblings from world famous legendary rock band Oasis, have admitted that recording sessions while collaborating with the Tweenies have been 'tough'. The proposed new single, 'Stop The Tweenie Clock', has been in production he...

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Scandal Over X-Rated Postman Pat

Funny story: Scandal Over X-Rated Postman Pat

The latest series of Postman Pat has caused massive controversy over its adult content. Mothers and fathers have expressed their 'concern' at the level of explicit sex scenes, hardcore swearing and excessive drug taking.

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Alan Hansen 'Unbearable' At Home

Funny story: Alan Hansen 'Unbearable' At Home

Match of the Day pundit and Captain Scarlet lookalike Alan Hansen has become 'unbearable' to live with, claims his wife Linda.

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'Carry On England Manager' Movie Announced

Funny story: 'Carry On England Manager' Movie Announced

Farthead Productions today revealed that a new 'Carry On' film is to be made about the life and times of a typical England Manager...

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'Indiana Jones IV' To Be Set In Scarborough

Funny story: 'Indiana Jones IV' To Be Set In Scarborough

Paramount Pictures today sensationally revealed that the working title 'Indiana Jones IV' will be set in Scarborough, with filming due to commence next week.

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Keegan 'Lovin' McDonalds Deal

Funny story: Keegan 'Lovin' McDonalds Deal

Kevin Keegan, recently appointed Newcastle manager and comeback kid, has delved deeper in to his comeback by announcing that he will become the face of fast food restaurant chain McDonalds.

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Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
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