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Funny story: Royal Wedding Singer Revealed As Morrissey

Royal Wedding Singer Revealed As Morrissey

The Royal Family announced surprising news today that cult icon and lead singer of The Smiths, Morrissey, will provide entertainment as the wedding singer for Kate and Wills big day - at the cost of re-writing The Smiths hit album, The Queen Is Dead.
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Funny story: FIA Announce Sensational New F1 Rules

FIA Announce Sensational New F1 Rules

With fears growing over the threat of major F1 teams and drivers withdrawing from the sport next year, the motorsport governing body FIA have ditched the controversial two-tier system in favour of an agreed rule in which drivers pay for fuel during p...
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Funny story: Nick Clegg's Expenses Revealed

Nick Clegg's Expenses Revealed

Nick Clegg's expenses list was today revealed, leaving him particularly red faced over the contents of his list. Liberal Democrat leader Clegg (popularly known as Cameron Lite), who was previously known to be one of the few politicians with a clea...
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Funny story: Coronation Street To Become Embroiled In Terror Plot

Coronation Street To Become Embroiled In Terror Plot

It was revealed today that soap opera Coronation Street will become embroiled in it's very own terror plot this coming September. A spokesman said that it will add much needed vigour to a very tedious show. Local fuddy duddies Ken Barlow and No...
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Funny story: Brown V Cameron Over Christmas Gift Policy

Brown V Cameron Over Christmas Gift Policy

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has today announced that he will give each British citizen a PS3 along with a copy of Grand Theft Auto IV, so as to help everyone through the credit crunch this Christmas. "I believe it's a fantastic idea and one that w...
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Funny story: Jay Z Collaborates With Mosely and Gallagher Bites Back

Jay Z Collaborates With Mosely and Gallagher Bites Back

After murdering the Oasis hit 'Wonderwall', Jay Z has since confirmed he is to collaborate with local bitch slapper Max Mosely.
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Funny story: Al Fayed: Prince Phillip Made Fulham FC Shite!

Al Fayed: Prince Phillip Made Fulham FC Shite!

He just won't give up will he? After accusing Prince Phillip and the Secret Service for killing Dodi and Diana, the lovable Mohammed, Al Fayed is back up to his old tricks again by accusing the Prince of Edinburgh for making his beloved football...
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Funny story: Liverpool FC To Appear On 'Jeremy Kyle'

Liverpool FC To Appear On 'Jeremy Kyle'

The feuding boardroom members and manager of Liverpool, Tom Hicks, George Gillet, Rick Parry and Rafa Benitez have all appeared on ITV's hit show 'Jeremy Kyle' to sort out their differences.
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Funny story: 'The Dictionary' To Become A Movie

'The Dictionary' To Become A Movie

The most popular book in the world, 'The Dictionary', is to become a summer blockbuster movie, with stars such as Bruce Willis and Morgan Freeman starring in it.
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Funny story: The Terrorist Awards 2008: The Results

The Terrorist Awards 2008: The Results

The Middle East swept the board at last nights Terrorist Awards, scooping the majority categories. The ceremony, held at Earls Court, was a lavish affair, with many A-list guests including Tony Blair, George W. Bush and Abu Hamza, to name but a few.
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Funny story: Max Mosely To Become A Rapper

Max Mosely To Become A Rapper

FIA President and all round nice guy Max Mosely sensationally revealed that he is to become a rapper - under the name Maxy M.
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Funny story: Oasis Collaboration With Tweenies In Jeopardy

Oasis Collaboration With Tweenies In Jeopardy

Noel and Liam Gallagher, siblings from world famous legendary rock band Oasis, have admitted that recording sessions while collaborating with the Tweenies have been 'tough'. The proposed new single, 'Stop The Tweenie Clock', has been in production he...
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Funny story: Scandal Over X-Rated Postman Pat

Scandal Over X-Rated Postman Pat

The latest series of Postman Pat has caused massive controversy over its adult content. Mothers and fathers have expressed their 'concern' at the level of explicit sex scenes, hardcore swearing and excessive drug taking.
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Funny story: Alan Hansen 'Unbearable' At Home

Alan Hansen 'Unbearable' At Home

Match of the Day pundit and Captain Scarlet lookalike Alan Hansen has become 'unbearable' to live with, claims his wife Linda.
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Funny story: 'Carry On England Manager' Movie Announced

'Carry On England Manager' Movie Announced

Farthead Productions today revealed that a new 'Carry On' film is to be made about the life and times of a typical England Manager...
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Funny story: 'Indiana Jones IV' To Be Set In Scarborough

'Indiana Jones IV' To Be Set In Scarborough

Paramount Pictures today sensationally revealed that the working title 'Indiana Jones IV' will be set in Scarborough, with filming due to commence next week.
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Funny story: Keegan 'Lovin' McDonalds Deal

Keegan 'Lovin' McDonalds Deal

Kevin Keegan, recently appointed Newcastle manager and comeback kid, has delved deeper in to his comeback by announcing that he will become the face of fast food restaurant chain McDonalds.
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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