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Snooker player John Virgo to come out of retirement

Funny story: Snooker player John Virgo to come out of retirement

Snooker legend John Virgo has shocked the sporting world today after he announced that he is to come out of retirement and return to the snooker table. Virgo, 66, who during his original 20 year snooker career won a grand total of 0 world ranking...

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Parents Outrage at Toy Story 3 gay kiss

Funny story: Parents Outrage at Toy Story 3 gay kiss

People from the latest installment of the Toy Story franchise have today received wide spread criticism from parents and media watchdogs alike over a controversial scene in Toy Story 3 centered around the two main character's of the film sharing a pa...

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John Terry Receives Horse's Head

Funny story: John Terry Receives Horse's Head

Ahead of his planned meeting with Don Fabio to discuss his recent infidelities, it can be revealed that England football captain John Terry has received the ultimate mafia threat - a severed horses head as he awoke in his now wifeless bed this mornin...

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Coldplay To Turn Nasty!

In an exclusive interview with me, Bill Skywalker, Coldplay frontman and chief charity botherer Chris Martin has announced a new direction for the band - by turning them into 'a rude bunch of bastards!'. In a shocking turn of events for the band k...

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Disaster Strikes TV Chef Duo Hairy Bikers!

Funny story: Disaster Strikes TV Chef Duo Hairy Bikers!

Fans of popular tv chef duo, The Hairy Bikers (Dave Myers and Si King), are in disbelief today after it was announced that one of the bikers (Dave or Si, people have struggled to tell which is which) was diagnosed with the hair loss condition alopeci...

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Sir Alex To Release Solo Single

Funny story: Sir Alex To Release Solo Single

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has today announced that he will be entering the music business with the release of his first ever music single - 'It's Fergie Time'. Following on from his rant at the weekend and the disgraceful actions...

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Britain's Got Taleban!

Funny story: Britain's Got Taleban!

Off the back of the massive success of Britain's Got Talent, a new spin off show was announced today which will be launched in the autumn to find Britain's next big radical extremist Muslim. Auditions for the show called "Britain's Got Taleban" wi...

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Civil Rights Movement....Hilarious!: Ecclestone

Bernie Ecclestone has followed up his comments in which he called the Lewis Hamilton racism affair as "only a joke" by commenting that he found the Civil Rights campaign in America during the 50s and 60s as "utterly hilarious". His comments will c...

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Wossy Outrage At Beeb Suspension

Jonathan Ross, renowned TV broadcaster and serial pensioner botherer, has spoken for the first time over the Andrew Sachs prank phone call affair with Russell Brand that went tits up. In the interview he slammed the BBC's decision for suspending...

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Kaiser Chiefs And Ronson Arrested!

Funny story: Kaiser Chiefs And Ronson Arrested!

British music is today mourning the decline of one of it's most popular yet shit bands, The Kaiser Chiefs after the band were arrested alongside producer Mark Ronson for "shitting the music industry up". The fall from grace comes after their rele...

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Anger As ITV Mislead Viewers Again!

Funny story: Anger As ITV Mislead Viewers Again!

ITV have today once again found themselves in hot water over claims they mislead viewers. The debacle centred around last Wednesday's supposedly live Champions League Final when in fact it was recorded 8 days ago and broadcast the next week.

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Osama Bin Laden Comes Out!

Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Comes Out!

Osama Bin Laden has today announced to the world that he has been living a lie and that he will be coming out...of his cave in the Afghan mountains.

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Mr Blobby to sing 'Abide with Me' at FA Cup Final

Funny story: Mr Blobby to sing 'Abide with Me' at FA Cup Final

The Football Association have today announced that Mr Blobby will sing the traditional pre match FA Cup Final hymn 'Abide with Me' in front of 90,000 fans.

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Disgust As Game Is Allowed To Be Sold

Funny story: Disgust As Game Is Allowed To Be Sold

Parents acorss the country have shown their disgust that violent video game '''Winnie The Pooh: Do Or Die''' has been allowed to go on sale on the basis that it is given an 18 certificate by the BBFC.

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Perfect - Wacky Races 'becoming unwatchable'

Funny story: Perfect - Wacky Races 'becoming unwatchable'

Wacky Races star Peter Perfect has today sensationally commented on Dick Dastardly's current domination of the sport as a 'hindrance' and that it is 'damaging the brand'.

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Wayne Rooney Arrested For Curb Crawling

Funny story: Wayne Rooney Arrested For Curb Crawling

The England and Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has been arrested by Manchester Police for curb crawling outside a 'Gala Bingo' branch on the outskirts of the City.

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Man Utd fans stripped of all benefits

Funny story: Man Utd fans stripped of all benefits

The government have today announced that Manchester United fans will no longer be allowed benefits under a new reform that was passed in Parliament today.

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Only Fools to make TV comeback!

Funny story: Only Fools to make TV comeback!

Producers of one of Britain's finest sitcoms, Only Fools and Horses have today announced that a new spin off series has been commissioned by the BBC.

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