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Funny story: American Airlines downsizing fleet, upsizing fear

American Airlines downsizing fleet, upsizing fear

As American Airlines canceled more than 1,000 flights this week to inspect wiring on its jets, the company made good on its pledge to disrupt passengers' schedules as little as possible by contracting with owners of single-engine planes and crop-...
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Funny story: Big Oil to drill between your cushions

Big Oil to drill between your cushions

As Big Oil representatives were being grilled on Capitol Hill about their massive profits of $40 billion last year, the spokesmen successfully turned the microscope on consumers, saying that Joe Average has way too much disposable income and the comp...
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Funny story: Coach K refuses to lose

Coach K refuses to lose

Duke University continued its quest for a fourth men's basketball national championship by advancing to the Final Four after getting crushed by UCLA 189-16 on Saturday. Duke will represent the West Region.
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Funny story: Dookies ask for, get do-over

Dookies ask for, get do-over

Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski asked for and was granted a do-over by the NCAA after West Virginia defeated the Blue Devils 73-67 in the second round of the NCAA Tournament on Saturday.
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Funny story: Hillary gets down and dirty

Hillary gets down and dirty

Hillary Clinton didn't want to have to go to Evansville, Indiana.
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Funny story: CIA breaks up Al Qaeda crew, project delayed

CIA breaks up Al Qaeda crew, project delayed

Al Qaeda has gotten too careless in its choice of projects and planning recently, which may account for the lack of terrorist activity here, the CIA reported on Wednesday.
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Funny story: Big Blue Monday follows Selection Show shutout

Big Blue Monday follows Selection Show shutout

The General Accounting Office reported that millions of people called in sick on Monday after their teams failed to make the NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament.
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Funny story: Ebony and Ivory miscast by Hollywood

Ebony and Ivory miscast by Hollywood

Hollywood is misinformed about the number of white people who have blacks as best friends and should start portraying such relationships more realistically on TV and film, according to a report released by the National Alliance of Caucasians on Monda...
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Funny story: Tripp-shot artist hoped for eagle

Tripp-shot artist hoped for eagle

Tripp Isenhour was awarded a PGA Tour card after hitting a "one-in-a-million" golf shot that killed a protected hawk this week.
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Funny story: Americans more "appalled," "horrified" than before

Americans more "appalled," "horrified" than before

The Pewter Institute's 2007 survey revealed on Thursday that Americans are more "appalled" and "horrified" now than they were a year ago.
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Funny story: Economy tumbles, sports writers take the fall

Economy tumbles, sports writers take the fall

Rising gas prices and a tight economy have caused businesses to close or layoff workers, but the situation became even more dire on Tuesday when the nation's sports writers realized that their travel budgets and expense allowances have been slash...
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Funny story: Kid rescued on cue

Kid rescued on cue

Tri-state rescue teams waited nearly four hours for the Live at 6 News Team cruiser to arrive before pulling 4-year-old Autumn Yancy from a storm drain on Monday.
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Funny story: Clinton, Obama to put the W. back in work

Clinton, Obama to put the W. back in work

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton detailed their "Put America Back to Work" initiatives on Wednesday, and both were surprisingly similar, but for one major exception.
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Funny story: Joe Torre's pitch: Keep those pants on, fellas

Joe Torre's pitch: Keep those pants on, fellas

Joe Torre, the frumpy Los Angeles Dodgers manager, reportedly will replace studly Michael Jordan as the new Hanes Underwear pitchman in its national TV ad campaign. Torre tested well among people who still bought underwear, such as the 65-and-over ge...
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Funny story: New US military force gets its smile on

New US military force gets its smile on

Amid concerns of rising inflation in the oil-rich Middle East and the resulting strikes and demonstrations over the rise in food costs, President George W. Bush has decided to invade Iraq again, but this time with a new, feel-good army and a plan tha...
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Funny story: Zero visibility at stealth bomber crash site

Zero visibility at stealth bomber crash site

A B-2 stealth bomber crashed in Guam on Friday as part of a United States Air Force project to determine just how undetectable the plane is.
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Funny story: Bettors feel the sting in OTB shutdown

Bettors feel the sting in OTB shutdown

As New York City plans to close its Off-Track Betting parlors, crusty old gents will have to find other worn-down, rat-infested locations to spend an afternoon making lousy decisions, cursing and losing what little money they scraped together from co...
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Funny story: Smarty(no)pants Sharon Stone briefs Middle East

Smarty(no)pants Sharon Stone briefs Middle East

Tired of hearing the same old messages from political candidates, Americans have turned to celebrities and models for refreshing views on policy and how to run a country.
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