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Proof: Donald Trump is a Malfunctioning Cyborg

Funny story: Proof: Donald Trump is a Malfunctioning Cyborg

Donald Trump is not human. Proof has emerged that the creature known as The Donald actually is a failed experiment by North Korean scientists to develop an army of cyborgs. It all was part of a top secret North Korean plot to infiltra...

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Ron Paul debates alone; suffers historic defeat.

Funny story: Ron Paul debates alone; suffers historic defeat.

Next week, at the Reuters/University of New Hampshire Republican Presidential Debate, congressman Ron Paul will be on stage alone, according to debate organizers. All other candidates have refused to participate. According to a near unanimous cro...

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Paris Hilton Is Nancy Pelosi?

Funny story: Paris Hilton Is Nancy Pelosi?

Life's A Bitch Films announced shooting is about to begin on a new film and that Paris Hilton will portray the title character believed to be based on Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. The major Hollywood feature film is tentatively entitled Spe...

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Rodney King Claims He Had It Coming

Funny story: Rodney King Claims He Had It Coming

Rodney King, for years held out as an example of rampant police brutality in the United States now has confirmed that he had it coming. King issued a written statement which he hoped would counter what he now calls "the misuse of videos showcasi...

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Can This Goat Get More Fans Than Barack Obama?

Funny story: Can This Goat Get More Fans Than Barack Obama?

On February 17, 2010, White House officials again refused to comment on the Facebook phenomenonCan This Goat Get More Fans Than Barack Obama? In just 11 days Goat has added over 224,000 fans and is adding additional fans at the rate of more than...

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Lincecum Demands Giants Hire Barry Bonds

Funny story: Lincecum Demands Giants Hire Barry Bonds

Tim Lincecum today stunned the sports world and the San Francisco Giants ownership by making a pre-arbitration demand and at the same time denouncing the "idiot government drug war which is ruining this whole country, not just baseball". Lincecum...

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Lady Godiva Endorses Ron Paul

Funny story: Lady Godiva Endorses Ron Paul

Famed anti-tax crusader Lady Godiva today announced she is coming out of retirement in order to support Ron Paul's presidential campaign.

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Gooks For Ron Paul

Funny story: Gooks For Ron Paul

Dr. Chung Ming, a Maryland physician has formed a new political action committee called Gooks For Ron Paul. The group was formed when the controversy over John McCain's repeated use of the term resurfaced.

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All Candidates Except Ron Paul Get Secret Service Protection

Funny story: All Candidates Except Ron Paul Get Secret Service Protection

Today, in a surprise move, President Bush signed an order authorizing all remaining presidential candidates to begin receiving Secret Service Protection. All candidates, except for Ron Paul, will begin to receive the protection immediately.

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Actor Glenn Ford Endorses Ron Paul

Funny story: Actor Glenn Ford Endorses Ron Paul

Straight talking actor Glenn Ford today endorsed Rep. Ron Paul's bid for the Republican Party's presidential nomination.

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Giuliani Attacks Ron Paul

Funny story: Giuliani Attacks Ron Paul

Presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani today responded to persistent criticism from rival Ron Paul's campaign. In the process, Giuliani just might have unleashed a firestorm from Paul supporters known for fervent devotion to their candidate.

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Breaking news…

Trump Sorry For 'Horseface' Tweet

Trump apologizes to Stormy Daniels for calling her 'horseface' in a
tweet. Tweet was actually meant for Kelly Ann Conway.
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