Cable channel "Fox News" got the jump on the other media by being the only channel to carry live coverage of President George Bush's announcement that they had finally found WMD in Iraq.
Citing their excellent record for arranging the attendance of uniformed applaud-on-demand flag-wavers, the Bush-Cheney 2004 Re-Election Committee proudly announced the awarding of the Campaign Rally Location Contract to the Pentagon.
After Cuba's surprise statement to the UN Security Council was shown to be a direct translation into Spanish of Colin Powell's (aka "Washington Bob") earlier presentation, independent Cuban security analysts are predicting that...
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