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Funny story: Florida Man Still In Line To Vote

Florida Man Still In Line To Vote

KISSIMMEE, Florida - 78-year old Kissimmee resident Dick Lawton continues to patiently wait his turn to vote outside the Buenaventura Lakes Branch Library. Even though a week has now passed since election day, Lawton remains vigilant that he has...
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Funny story: 99 Cent Only Stores To Raise Prices

99 Cent Only Stores To Raise Prices

City of Commerce, CA - Discount retailer 99 Cent Only Stores announced today that effective immediately all products in all 194 of its stores will now be a $1.01. "Due to ever increasing manufacturing costs overseas we had no choice but to ra...
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Funny story: Bush Administration Strikes Deal to Change Name of Convenience Store Chain

Bush Administration Strikes Deal to Change Name of Convenience Store Chain

Washington, D.C. - The Bush Administration announced today that they have struck a deal with 7-Eleven Inc., the owner of the popular 7-11 convenience store chain to change the name of all stores to 9-11, effective immediately.
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Funny story: Report: 65% of NBA Players Pass Gas During Games

Report: 65% of NBA Players Pass Gas During Games

San Diego - The University of California San Diego Scripps Research Center released a report today which states that 65% of NBA players pass gas during games. "Over the course of the past two years we conducted a study that included the viewing of t...
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Funny story: Dog Set To Testify in Scott Peterson Murder Trial

Dog Set To Testify in Scott Peterson Murder Trial

Redwood City, Calif. - Prosecutors in the Scott Peterson murder trial unveiled plans today to call one of the scent-sniffing rescue dogs used in the investigation to the witness stand. Maddie, a Black Labrador or African-American Labrador as...
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Funny story: Ohio Educator Teaches Students How To Lie

Ohio Educator Teaches Students How To Lie

DAYTON, Ohio - An elementary school teacher in Dayton, Ohio is under fire today for what some are calling his practice of controversial subject matter in the public school system. Mark Davis, a first year teacher at Webster Elementary School has app...
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Funny story: Actor Tom Cruise To Change His Name

Actor Tom Cruise To Change His Name

Los Angeles - Award winning actor Tom Cruise announced today that he will undergo a name change after he marries actress Penelope Cruz later this year. In a statement released through his publicist, the 41 year old movie star announced that he h...
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Funny story: Dick No Longer Appropriate Nickname Says Congresswoman

Dick No Longer Appropriate Nickname Says Congresswoman

Washington, D.C. - Backlash from Janet Jackson's "boob" incident during the Super Bowl halftime show continues to be a hot topic on Capitol Hill. Republican Congresswoman Heather Wilson of New Mexico has announced that she will introduce a bill this...
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Funny story: Condoleezza Rice Goes On Date

Condoleezza Rice Goes On Date

Washington, DC - National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice went on a date last night, her first since her sophomore year of college. A White House source confirmed that Ms. Rice did indeed go out on a blind date with someone they would only identif...
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Funny story: U.S. To Outlaw Facial Hair In Iraq

U.S. To Outlaw Facial Hair In Iraq

In an effort to start "cleaning up" Iraq, President Bush announced today that facial hair would no longer be permitted on any Iraqi citizen.
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Funny story: US Presidential Candidate Comes Out, May Re-Enter Race

US Presidential Candidate Comes Out, May Re-Enter Race

U.S. Presidential hopeful Joe Lieberman made a shocking revelation yesterday only hours after withdrawing from the race for the U.S. Presidency when he announced that he's "not really Jewish."...
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Funny story: Boston Area Surgeon Pays Tribute to Super Bowl MVP

Boston Area Surgeon Pays Tribute to Super Bowl MVP

In an attempt to capitalize on New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady's notoriety, a plastic surgeon in the Boston area is offering a special to anyone who wants to have their face altered to look like the newly crowned Super Bowl MVP.
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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