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Florida Man Still In Line To Vote

KISSIMMEE, Florida - 78-year old Kissimmee resident Dick Lawton continues to patiently wait his turn to vote outside the Buenaventura Lakes Branch Library. Even though a week has now passed since election day, Lawton remains vigilant that he has...

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99 Cent Only Stores To Raise Prices

City of Commerce, CA - Discount retailer 99 Cent Only Stores announced today that effective immediately all products in all 194 of its stores will now be a $1.01. "Due to ever increasing manufacturing costs overseas we had no choice but to ra...

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Bush Administration Strikes Deal to Change Name of Convenience Store Chain

Funny story: Bush Administration Strikes Deal to Change Name of Convenience Store Chain

Washington, D.C. - The Bush Administration announced today that they have struck a deal with 7-Eleven Inc., the owner of the popular 7-11 convenience store chain to change the name of all stores to 9-11, effective immediately.

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Report: 65% of NBA Players Pass Gas During Games

Funny story: Report: 65% of NBA Players Pass Gas During Games

San Diego - The University of California San Diego Scripps Research Center released a report today which states that 65% of NBA players pass gas during games. "Over the course of the past two years we conducted a study that included the viewing of t...

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Dog Set To Testify in Scott Peterson Murder Trial

Redwood City, Calif. - Prosecutors in the Scott Peterson murder trial unveiled plans today to call one of the scent-sniffing rescue dogs used in the investigation to the witness stand. Maddie, a Black Labrador or African-American Labrador as...

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Ohio Educator Teaches Students How To Lie

DAYTON, Ohio - An elementary school teacher in Dayton, Ohio is under fire today for what some are calling his practice of controversial subject matter in the public school system. Mark Davis, a first year teacher at Webster Elementary School has app...

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Actor Tom Cruise To Change His Name

Funny story: Actor Tom Cruise To Change His Name

Los Angeles - Award winning actor Tom Cruise announced today that he will undergo a name change after he marries actress Penelope Cruz later this year. In a statement released through his publicist, the 41 year old movie star announced that he h...

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Dick No Longer Appropriate Nickname Says Congresswoman

Washington, D.C. - Backlash from Janet Jackson's "boob" incident during the Super Bowl halftime show continues to be a hot topic on Capitol Hill. Republican Congresswoman Heather Wilson of New Mexico has announced that she will introduce a bill this...

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Condoleezza Rice Goes On Date

Funny story: Condoleezza Rice Goes On Date

Washington, DC - National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice went on a date last night, her first since her sophomore year of college. A White House source confirmed that Ms. Rice did indeed go out on a blind date with someone they would only identif...

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U.S. To Outlaw Facial Hair In Iraq

Funny story: U.S. To Outlaw Facial Hair In Iraq

In an effort to start "cleaning up" Iraq, President Bush announced today that facial hair would no longer be permitted on any Iraqi citizen.

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US Presidential Candidate Comes Out, May Re-Enter Race

Funny story: US Presidential Candidate Comes Out, May Re-Enter Race

U.S. Presidential hopeful Joe Lieberman made a shocking revelation yesterday only hours after withdrawing from the race for the U.S. Presidency when he announced that he's "not really Jewish."...

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Boston Area Surgeon Pays Tribute to Super Bowl MVP

Funny story: Boston Area Surgeon Pays Tribute to Super Bowl MVP

In an attempt to capitalize on New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady's notoriety, a plastic surgeon in the Boston area is offering a special to anyone who wants to have their face altered to look like the newly crowned Super Bowl MVP.

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