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Funny story: Gibson's Blow Up Doll Affair Revealed

Gibson's Blow Up Doll Affair Revealed

Robyn Gibson estranged wife of Hollywood giant Mel Gibson has sensationally claimed the reason she left the veteran actor was due to his obsession with a blow up sex doll named Mrs Findley. "It was all so sudden" said Robyn of the unusual intrusio...
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Funny story: Man City To Sign Lookalikees

Man City To Sign Lookalikees

Fed up Manchester City manager Mark Hughes says he's tired of wasting his efforts pursuing football's top names and will instead form a team made up entirely of lookalikees having this week signed the likes of Kaka, Ronaldo Messi and 1966 World Cup w...
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Funny story: Oprah Eats Whole Cow At President's Dinner

Oprah Eats Whole Cow At President's Dinner

Questions have been raised over talk show host Oprah Winfrey's commitment to weight loss after she consumed an entire cow at the President's inaugauration dinner and was later seen toasting Barrick Obama from a large gravy boat filled with custard.
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Funny story: NBC Announce Hogan's Heroes in Gauntanamo Concept

NBC Announce Hogan's Heroes in Gauntanamo Concept

Television network NBC have proudly announced the production of its newest sitcom is set to begin next spring.Entitled "Asama's Heroes" the show will use the concept from 60's show Hogan's Heroes which will see inmates regularly escaping the Guantana...
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Funny story: Methane Gas Cloud Leads To Alien Toilet Discovery

Methane Gas Cloud Leads To Alien Toilet Discovery

NASA scientists have announced that the recent discovery of methane gas on the planet Mars has led to another find after sattelite footage picked up a structure which many experts claim to be the first sighting of an alien public toilet. "This is...
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Funny story: US Pass Off Guantanamo Inmate as Parking Offender

US Pass Off Guantanamo Inmate as Parking Offender

The United States efforts to empty the infamous Guantanamo Bay jail have turned desperate afer they were caught passing off one known terrorist as a parking offender and another as a non returner of library books. "We were pretty surprised" said B...
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Funny story: Al Jolson's Ghost Ruined Me

Al Jolson's Ghost Ruined Me

A shopkeeper from the tiny hamlet of Tipton has blamed the ghost of former crooner Al Jolson for disasterous Christmas sales claiming the singer hid in his turkey display cabinet and sang "Swanee" at perspective customers. "It's been pretty tough"...
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Funny story: Crocodile Hunter's Wife To Marry Bear

Crocodile Hunter's Wife To Marry Bear

The widow of legendary croc hunter Steve Irwin has revealed she's finally moved on from his tragic death after announcing her engagement to a seven foot grizzly bear named Norman. "I'm very happy" claimed Terri Irwin during an in depth Oprah Winfr...
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Funny story: Obama Movie Flawed

Obama Movie Flawed

A tele-movie on the childhood of Barrack Obama starring Gary Coleman has been panned by the Democratic Party who describe the piece as "ridiculous and wildly innaccurate" claiming that at no time did a young Obama ever use the catch cry "whatchu talk...
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Funny story: Gordon's Fruity Calender

Gordon's Fruity Calender

Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay is set to cash in on his sexual escapades with the release of the Gordon Ramsay "Big Boy" Calender featuring twelve erotic shots of the culinary king doing inappropriate things with food. "It'll be out before the new y...
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Funny story: Klu Klux Klan Takes First Black Candidate

Klu Klux Klan Takes First Black Candidate

The roll on affect of the election of black presidential candidate Barrack Obama has continued today following the announcement that Reg Wendell a plumber from south Georgia has been the first African American to have his nomination into the Klu Klux...
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Funny story: Charles "I Saw Queen Mother Naked"

Charles "I Saw Queen Mother Naked"

King in waiting Prince Charles has revealed the reason behind his tormented childhood claiming that his life changed for the worse after wandering into a palace bathroom to be be confronted by a naked Queen Mother sitting on the toilet. "It was C...
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Funny story: Deport Celebrity Weirdos Begs Archbishop

Deport Celebrity Weirdos Begs Archbishop

The Archbishop of Canterbury has spoken out on behalf of the British public claiming "enough is enough" and wants reported celebrity sex fiends such as Boy George and Gordon Ramsay to be either jailed or deported for any further infringements involvi...
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Funny story: McCain To Star In Slipper Ad

McCain To Star In Slipper Ad

Failed Presidential candidate John McCain has agreed to a six figure sum to spruik a new line of casual house slippers.The television and magazine advertisements are said to feature footage of a relaxed McCain doing his favourite things about the hom...
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Funny story: Wall Street Soft

Wall Street Soft

The public's disgust in Wall Street workers has sunk to a record low following revelations that not one banker or stock broker had thrown themselves out the window following the world's recent market meltdown. "It's a disgrace" claimed veteran fun...
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Funny story: Drunks Proved Right

Drunks Proved Right

A recently released report into the stock market crash has found that spending your money getting pissed every night would've been a far more sensible thing to do than investing in the shares market. "Yes we were surprised" claimed report head Pro...
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Funny story: Mugabe's Escape Plan Foiled

Mugabe's Escape Plan Foiled

Robert Mugabe's cover for an escape from strife torn Zimbabwe was blown yesterday following the accidental release of a photo of his alter ego Jessie Kanobe a travelling Elton John impersonator.
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Funny story: Chinese Rickshaw Driver Aims For Marathon Gold

Chinese Rickshaw Driver Aims For Marathon Gold

A Beijing rickshaw driver has set his sights on Olympic gold in the unforgiving marathon event vowing not only to win the race but also to pick up fares as he conquers the gruelling 26 mile course.
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