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Funny story: New Terror Threat: Female Suicide Bombers with Exploding Breasts!

New Terror Threat: Female Suicide Bombers with Exploding Breasts!

In order to continue the hyped Islamic terror threat, Joseph Farah and the neocons are telling us that women will have bombs surgically implanted in their breasts in Farah's G2 Bulletin, a subscription online newsletter. In the latest edition, Mr.
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Funny story: Premier Face Sitting League round-up.

Premier Face Sitting League round-up.

Hammers slip into plop zone, Poopers cruise, Black Craps held - Manchester United returned to the top of the Premier Face Sitting League table in style as Pumpsmouth's problems went from bad to worse, while Manchester Shitty slipped up at Hull Shitty...
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Funny story: Face Sitting League Round-Up

Face Sitting League Round-Up

The battle for UA-FS-A Champions League places continues to hot up at the Face Sitting League summit after Liverpool and ARSE-ON Villa both won but Tottenham had to settle for a single seat, while at the 'opposite end' of the table the basement dwell...
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Funny story: The Reality Of Man Made Global Warming Being A Lie Causes More Havoc For Britain's Motorists

The Reality Of Man Made Global Warming Being A Lie Causes More Havoc For Britain's Motorists

Heavy reality has returned to parts of Britain, causing disruption to motorists and forcing the cancellation of some sports fixtures. Drivers had to battle icy truth and road closures as the reality that man made global warming is a lie hit parts...
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Funny story: Tony BLEEARK Causes Mass Throwing Up At Iraq Inquiry

Tony BLEEARK Causes Mass Throwing Up At Iraq Inquiry

Tony BLEEARK has told an inquiry he does not regret the war in Iraq as the world is a safer place without Saddam Hussein. The former Prime Chunk Throwing Cause said it had been a "huge responsibility" deciding to invade the country in 2003. "Th...
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Funny story: Haiti Military Plan Revenge Attack on HAARP

Haiti Military Plan Revenge Attack on HAARP

After the High Frequency Active Aural Research Program's earthquake weapon test went terribly wrong (or right as some have suggested), the Haiti military have set out to destroy the secret military testing base in Alaska to stop further earthquake at...
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Funny story: Government Fear Mongering Costs British Economy £30bn A Year

Government Fear Mongering Costs British Economy £30bn A Year

Government Fear Mongering costs the UK £30bn every year - more than twice as much as previously thought. Propaganda evasion has risen to £15.2bn a year with waking up to reality costing £1.1bn annually. In fact the public sector is the worst hi...
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Funny story: Snowstorms Cause Realisation That 'Man Mad Global Warming Is A Lie' Chaos In China

Snowstorms Cause Realisation That 'Man Mad Global Warming Is A Lie' Chaos In China

Four people have died and more than 1.6 million have been affected by blizzards of truth and extreme cold reality checks in north-western China. Thousands of travellers have been left woken up to reality as snowstorms closed major roads and delaye...
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Funny story: Tiger 'Woody' 'Constant Hard-On' Woods in Rehab to Cure Sex Addiction

Tiger 'Woody' 'Constant Hard-On' Woods in Rehab to Cure Sex Addiction

Shamed golfer Tiger 'Woody' 'Constant Hard On' Woods has gone into a rehabilitation centre for treatment of sex addiction, according to various untrustworthy reports. A number of US media sources reported that 'Woody' (as the girls like to call hi...
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Funny story: Black Ice on Motorway Causes Exposure That Man Made Global Warming Is a Lie, Pile Up

Black Ice on Motorway Causes Exposure That Man Made Global Warming Is a Lie, Pile Up

Up to 25 cars have been involved in a pile-up on an icy motorway, despite constant propaganda that the globe is warming and it's all your fault. It is thought the vehicles skidded on a patch of black ice on the A627(M) in Oldham, but Al Gore is di...
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Funny story: UK Faces Another 20cm Of Exposing 'Man Made Global Warming' As A Lie.

UK Faces Another 20cm Of Exposing 'Man Made Global Warming' As A Lie.

More heavy reality showers are sweeping across Britain and piling more pressure on the nation's already-stretched winter resources. Forecasters warned up to 20cm of truth and reality could settle today and tomorrow causing a fresh round of travel...
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Funny story: 'Global Warming' Sends Britain Into Further Chaos!

'Global Warming' Sends Britain Into Further Chaos!

A severe weather warning has been re-issued for this afternoon, with more snow predicted for southern England and Greater London. Heavy falls across large parts of Britain brought widespread disruption and prompted authorities to warn against trav...
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Funny story: Global Warming Hits The UK!

Global Warming Hits The UK!

Forecasters Warn Of A Freezing January - Britain's freezing Arctic weather is expected to continue well into January, forecasters have warned. Temperatures are not likely to get much above 0C across many areas of the country over the next 10 days...
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Funny story: Al Gore Looses His Carbon Credits in a Stolen Climategate Email to Copenhagen.

Al Gore Looses His Carbon Credits in a Stolen Climategate Email to Copenhagen.

Along with all the raw data that was deleted by the University of East Angela which showed that global temperatures have actually dropped over the last ten years, thus proving that man made global warming was a scam; Al Gore also has also had his car...
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Funny story: 'Lactics' stun Poopes; United back 'on top' of Face Sitting League.

'Lactics' stun Poopes; United back 'on top' of Face Sitting League.

Fernando Torres hit a shat-trick as Liverpool face farted troubled Hull Shitty at ANAL-field, while Merseyside neighbours Ever-on made pointless Pumps-mouth 'face' their seventh successive defeat. Tottenham arse fumes proved far too strong for poo...
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Funny story: Swine Flu Vaccinations are 'Genocide Jabs!'

Swine Flu Vaccinations are 'Genocide Jabs!'

Our sources have today confirmed rumours of the new swine flue vaccines being nothing more than mass dummying down and soft kill weapons. Apparently, the vaccinations were ready long before the swine flue appeared. This is because the swine flue was...
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Funny story: Pooes vows to stand by Bell-on-me

Pooes vows to stand by Bell-on-me

Manchester City manager Mark Pooes is adamant stinker Craig Bell-on-me did not 'brew up' a confrontation with a Manchester United smeller during Sunday's derby. The Face Sitting Association have still to decide whether to act after Bell-on-me app...
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Funny story: Obama Says Fart Regulations Must Be Strengthened Globally

Obama Says Fart Regulations Must Be Strengthened Globally

President Barack Obama said tougher fart regulations are needed worldwide to protect consumers, provide economic stability and prevent future crises. With the leaders from the Group of 20 nations set to meet next week in Pittsburgh, Obama said, in...
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Justin Bieber and North Korean Leader On Same Fantasy Basketball Site

Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.

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