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Funny story: Medieval Plan to Kickstart Economy!

Medieval Plan to Kickstart Economy!

Chickens are now once again recognized as legal tender. In a bid to kick start the economy, the government has reintroduced the age old trading laws of "bartering". A spokesman for NEXT, the popular high street name, said "How are we supposed to...
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Funny story: Dead Celebrity in Big Brother House!

Dead Celebrity in Big Brother House!

It has been leaked that a tragedy has occurred within the Big Brother house. A well known celebrity died when Reese Witherspoon tripped on the staircase and her large pointed chin harpooned one of the celebrities who was loitering at the bottom of...
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Funny story: Jet Man Charged with Smuggling Immigrants!

Jet Man Charged with Smuggling Immigrants!

Heroic Jetman, Yves Rossy, the man who crossed the English Channel using only a jet pack, has been arrested for bringing illegal immigrants into the country strapped to his back. Rossy claimed he was unaware he had sixteen Kurds bound to his back...
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Funny story: The Man from Del Monte turns down Newcastle!

The Man from Del Monte turns down Newcastle!

The Man from Del Monte has been revealed as the latest hot shot to refuse the chance of guiding Newcastle to safety. A club insider told us "The man from Del Monte, he said NO!" It is believed, however, that the white suited man could be direct...
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Funny story: Global Credit Crunch originated in Carlisle Chippie!

Global Credit Crunch originated in Carlisle Chippie!

Following lengthy investigations, the cause of the Worldwide Credit Crunch has been traced to a chip shop in Carlisle. Its been discovered that the shop's owner, Mongoe Gongoe, has been selling his chips for only 3p per bag with free ketchup! M...
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Funny story: Newcastle Sold!

Newcastle Sold!

Newcastle United have been sold by Mike Ashley. The new owners, Beverley and Bryan Tomlinson, won the club in an unlucky bag. Ashley, in a desperate bid to offload the club, slipped the ownership papers into a lucky bag at a local newsagents. D...
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Funny story: Bowie is the Lastest Celebrity to Explode!

Bowie is the Lastest Celebrity to Explode!

David Bowie is reported to have exploded at a party in Zurich.
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Funny story: Petrol Riots Predicted

Petrol Riots Predicted

Petrol prices in the UK have reached unbelievable levels due to yesterdays declaration that there is only enough oil left in the world to last another three weeks.
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Funny story: Obama Is White!

Obama Is White!

Barack Obama is not really coloured, it was claimed today.
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Funny story: Stonehenge has been Pilfered!

Stonehenge has been Pilfered!

Police received an anonymous phone call today to say that Stonehenge, the ancient site, has been stolen. Upon inspection it was found that Stonehenge had indeed been pilfered.
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Funny story: Big Brothers Davina McCall in Outrageous Offer

Big Brothers Davina McCall in Outrageous Offer

Big Brother contestants have been promised a night of unadulterated wild hedonism with show host Davina McCall in exchange for extreme entertainment from the competitors it was alleged today.
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Funny story: Obama and Clinton Arrested And Charged With Soliciting!

Obama and Clinton Arrested And Charged With Soliciting!

Barack Obama has been arrested along with Hilary Clinton.
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Funny story: England declares War on Scotland!

England declares War on Scotland!

England has tonight officially declared war on Scotland. Her "Old Foe" has responded by closing the borders.
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Funny story: Hamilton Accused of Being Grand Prix Cheat!

Hamilton Accused of Being Grand Prix Cheat!

Officials are investigating Grand Prix driver, Lewis Hamilton, and Mclaren following complaints that Hamilton cheated in order to gain pole position for the Montreal Grand Prix.
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Funny story: Portugal Banned from the European Cup

Portugal Banned from the European Cup

Portugal are to be banned from the European Cup after it was revealed that they have been caught using performance enhancing steroids.
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Funny story: Jesus and The Disciples Planning a Comeback Tour

Jesus and The Disciples Planning a Comeback Tour

Jesus Christ has risen again in order to carry on his work for the salvation of Mankind.
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Funny story: Moustaches Responsible for Millions of Deaths!

Moustaches Responsible for Millions of Deaths!

Following a four year investigation it has come to the attention of anti- terrorism chiefs that throughout history, the people who have threatened world peace have all sported facial hair.
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Funny story: Going Loco, Paras on their Pogos!

Going Loco, Paras on their Pogos!

The Army are investing £300,000 in a new innovative mode of transport for their troops in Afghanistan.
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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