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Man dies of Whooping cough

Funny story: Man dies of Whooping cough

A man in his early 60s is said to have finally died after being tortured for weeks by a dreadful whooping cough. The cough which began as an overlooked sniffle soon showed its true intentions after a few weeks family members say. After a few weeks...

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Chamone up for grabs

Funny story: Chamone up for grabs

JUST BROKEN NEWS - Mark Lowton, Administrator of TheSpoof.com has finally responded to an anonymous request asking for writer Chamone to be auctioned out to the highest bidder on the site. Lowton finally cracked under the overwhelming pressure put...

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Blind boy sees man steal pie from window ledge

Funny story: Blind boy sees man steal pie from window ledge

Harry Dick, blind boy born to a dwarf, transvestite, one-legged father and an eczyma ridden, hump-backed, jail-bird father is once again in the news after claiming he saw a man steal some of his fathers pie. Mr and Mr Dick had just finished baking...

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Jack and Jill went up a hill but what really happened?

Funny story: Jack and Jill went up a hill but what really happened?

Jack and Jill - rendered immortal by the nursery rhyme mocking their demise, few actually know the heartbreaking story behind the couple. And the dispicable 3rd charachter John who has stayed in the shadows for so long. Although the couples earlie...

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Man sets house ablaze after reading satire article

Funny story: Man sets house ablaze after reading satire article

PADDINGTON, LONDON - A devastating fire which killed just one person is said to be the result of a 'freak' accident involving the deceased. Forensics at the scene indicte the fire was no accident. It was a result of a very peculiar series of event...

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A Future without toilet paper

Funny story: A Future without toilet paper

Recent studies suggest a future in which the use of absorbant rolls of disposable paper will no longer be required. For years, scientists have been developing new ways of making toilet paper more effecient at it's job but at the end of the day, i...

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Michael Jackson moonwalks till the end

Funny story: Michael Jackson moonwalks till the end

Recently deceaced 'King of Pop' - Michael Jackson is said to have revealed intricate details concerning his burial mere seconds before he passed. Michael Jackson, infamously labelled 'Wacko Jacko' by the media allegedly whispered to his personal d...

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Sell your soul and get 7 wishes completely free!

Funny story: Sell your soul and get 7 wishes completely free!

HELL - If you thought that the global economic crisis was only affecting you, you were wrong. It seems even Lucifer, the devil himself is experiencing some problems of his own. Following the closure of retail giant Woolworths, 'Le Diablo' express...

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Barack Obama: The Untold Story of his Birth

Funny story: Barack Obama: The Untold Story of his Birth

The evidence is crystal clear: Barack Obama was NOT born anywhere in Africa or America. He was infact conceived as a result of inbreeding on an isolated island - somewhere around the Amazon - to the albino Chungawonga tribe. However, seeing that...

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Woman sues Lubricant company

Funny story: Woman sues Lubricant company

A multinational corporation found itself in a rather slippery situation today after its petroleum jelly brand was sued for the heafty sum of $10,000,001. Mrs B. A. Gentleman pressed charges against the company after she caught her 12 year old son...

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Hillary Clinton's new occupation - abreast of new painting techniques

Funny story: Hillary Clinton's new occupation - abreast of new painting techniques

Hillary Clinton's whimsical leisure paintings are now becoming increasingly popular amongst men and boys around the globe. Clinton's paintings which have been 'swept under the covers' until recent times have sparked controversy worldwide. The artw...

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Bush dodges shoe at press conference

Funny story: Bush dodges shoe at press conference

The world was outraged and sickened when two perfectly good shoes were hurled at the head of President George W.Bush at a recent press conference. The shoes, rumoured to have been steel tipped would have spelled the end of the President if they ha...

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Blind boy thrown out of home over dirty laundry

Funny story: Blind boy thrown out of home over dirty laundry

Harry Dick, blind boy born to a dwarf, transvestite, one-legged father and an eczyma ridden, hump-backed, jail-bird father (Harry has 2 daddy's) has been thrown out of his home in Ireland by his fathers. This news comes following a spate of incide...

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Blind boy suspended from school for fondling teacher

Funny story: Blind boy suspended from school for fondling teacher

Dick Dick, brother to Harry Dick, blind and born to a dwarf, transvestite, one-legged father and an eczyma ridden, hump-backed, jail-bird father (he has 2 daddy's) has been suspended from his Special School for the Blind for handling the 'balls' of h...

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Blind boy suspended from school for pissing on teacher

Funny story: Blind boy suspended from school for pissing on teacher

Harry Dick, blind boy born to a dwarf, transvestite, one-legged father and an eczyma ridden, hump-backed, jail-bird father has been suspended from his Special School for the Blind for 'accidentally' urinating on his Parent craft teacher. Mr Gabrie...

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Amazing: Man Eating Chicken Found in Himalayas!

Funny story: Amazing: Man Eating Chicken Found in Himalayas!

Zoologists working in a very remote part of the Himalayas have discovered something which can only be described as beyond bizzare - a Man-Eating-Chicken! With the media wanting more information, TheSpoof.com was sent to investigate. What they unco...

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Blind Boy suspended from School for wearing wrong trousers

Funny story: Blind Boy suspended from School for wearing wrong trousers

Harry Dick, blind boy born to a dwarf, transvestite, one-legged father and an eczyma ridden, hump-backed, jail-brid father (not a typo) has been suspended from his Special School for the Blind for turning up to his Parentcraft lesson wearing banana...

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McCain Family Photoshoot Disaster

Funny story: McCain Family Photoshoot Disaster

A McCain family photoshoot went terribly wrong when Doug and Andy McCain mistook ornamental wax grapes to be the real thing. Both brothers, who mind you, are well into their forties didn't notice anything out of place as they chomped down on over 30...

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