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Biden gets Blown by Isaac in Tampa

Funny story: Biden gets Blown by Isaac in Tampa

TAMPA, FL --- Vice President, Joe Robinette Biden was released from the Shriners Hospital for Children after a two hour checkup early this morning. Hospital spokeswoman Paula Shackles said, "Despite his temporary discomfort the Vice President shou...

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WTF - real news is so f'd up

Funny story: WTF - real news is so f'd up

A gay porn actor from Montreal, Luka Rocco Magnotta, is suspected in the killing of his acquaintance, videotaping and posting online the man's dismemberment and mailing the severed limbs to different locations in Ottawa, including to a political part...

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Betty White shows off her Baby Bump

Funny story: Betty White shows off her Baby Bump

HOLLYWOOD,CA --- Beloved 90-year old actress Betty White said on Friday, she "very, very much favors President Obama in the election", before dropping the bombshell, "by the way this baby bump is real and I am four months pregnant." Anonymous sou...

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Penis Bomber Thwarted at Boston's Logan Airport

Funny story: Penis Bomber Thwarted at Boston's Logan Airport

BOSTON, MA ---The FBI thwarted a suspected would-be-suicide bomber scheduled to fly Laker Airways flight 666 to London's Heathrow airport. The 'man' in custody is identified as Gregory Pecker. FBI agents are still in the early stage of the investigat...

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Joseph "Joe" Biden, Jr. and Ronald McDonald exchange vows

Funny story: Joseph "Joe" Biden, Jr. and Ronald McDonald exchange vows

Joseph "Joe" Biden, Jr. and Ronald McDonald were married Thursday at Birdie the Early Bird Special Inn in Sarasota, Florida. Willard "Mayor" McCheese, a friend of the couple, who was given permission by the State of Florida to perform the ceremony, o...

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Hugo Chávez, Secret Service agent's love child?

Funny story: Hugo Chávez, Secret Service agent's love child?

CARACAS --- Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez plans to sue the United States government and the Secret Service, a division of the Department of Homeland Security. Sources close to Chávez say details are still being finalized but will include, "abandon...

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Mitt Romney, "I am Gay"

Funny story: Mitt Romney, "I am Gay"

GAY, GA--- Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney was in this small city -- population 5000-- to receive the 'Key to the City'. Gay is the only city, manufacturing 'Made in America' collectible silver spoons. "They are sold in souven...

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Obama wants investigation into Secret Service sex scandal

Funny story: Obama wants investigation into Secret Service sex scandal

WASHINGTON --- President Obama has appointed a Blue Ribbon Commission to investigate the integrity of the Secret Service, following reports of $47 happy meals with hookers in Cartagena, Columbia.

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Ann Coulter and Barack Obama

Funny story: Ann Coulter and Barack Obama

Ann Hart Coulter and Barack Hussein Obama are to be married Saturday evening at the Birther Hotel & Spa in Old Town Alexandria, VA. Haid D'Salaami, a Muslim cleric, will perform the ceremony. Shaif Hirboush will be Ms. Coulter's maid of honor, wh...

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Oh! Canada & Miss Universe

Funny story: Oh! Canada & Miss Universe

VANCOUVER, BC --- Jenna Talackova, a transgender woman, is vying to represent Canada in the Ms. Universe Contest. She was temporarily disqualified by Donald Trump whose company owns the Ms. Universe Pageant because she was not a 'natural born female.

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Biden has a Bug up his Bum

Funny story: Biden has a Bug up his Bum

WASHINGTON--- Vice President, Joe Biden was admitted to George Washington University Hospital last night for what a spokesman said, "is a waste management problem. " The President gave Biden a pass when he said, "Stand up, Chuck let 'em see ya," t...

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Obama's Health Care 'Wet Dream' Program

Funny story: Obama's Health Care 'Wet Dream' Program

RYE, NY --- President Obama addressed students and faculty at Holden Caulfield Prep School for Boys in Rye, NY, today. The President was introduced to the 900 students gathered in Pencey Hall, by Principal Spencer Antolini. The speech was meant to...

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Santorum Beats His Wife

Funny story: Santorum Beats His Wife

Mitt Romney beat Rick Santorum in the Arizona and Michigan primaries Tuesday night. His dominance over Mr. Santorum in the Republican presidential nominating race may have led to Mr. Santorum taking it out on his wife, Karen, mother to their seven ch...

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Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity to Exchange Vows

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity to Exchange Vows

Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity are to be married Sunday evening at the Wingnut Country Club in West Palm Beach. The Rev. Glenn Beck, a minister of, Jesus American Savior Church, is to officiate. Mr. Limbaugh, 35, will be keeping his name. He is t...

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Biden Insults China's Vice President Xi Jinping

Funny story: Biden Insults China's Vice President Xi Jinping

WASHINGTON --- Vice President Xi Jinping expected to be leader of China in 2013, arrived in Washington today and was greeted by Vice President Joe Biden. After meeting in the Roosevelt Room at the White House, they had lunch in the State Dining Room...

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Obama Taking Medical Marijuana: Mr. President or Hey Dude?

Funny story: Obama Taking Medical Marijuana: Mr. President or Hey Dude?

WASHINGTON --- White House aides confirm President Obama has been taking medical marijuana for several months. A Staffer emphasized that, "medical marijuana is permitted for those suffering chronic pain." "That chronic pain includes his mother-in-law...

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Nancy Pelosi on Newt Gingrich: The 'something' she knows

Funny story: Nancy Pelosi on Newt Gingrich: The 'something' she knows

WASHINGTON, DC --- Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi has told close friends what the "something" is she knows about Newt Gingrich, as a result of her, having served on the investigative committee that looked into ethics charges against the former House Sp...

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Congressman Resigns Over Skidmark Photos

Funny story: Congressman Resigns Over Skidmark Photos

WASHINGTON, DC --- Rep. Horace Hemaroid (R., NM) admitted that tweeted links to photographs of skidmarks were indeed his. "I had enough of people telling me I was, full of crap, didn't know my ass from my elbow, a poop head, butt breath, and I apolog...

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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