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Ricky Ponting forced to change his name

Funny story: Ricky Ponting forced to change his name

Ricky Ponting, current skipper of the Australian cricket team, has announced that he is having to change his name and title to fit in with Australian trade description laws. "My form with the bat has not been all it should be, and so these days du...

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Nick Clegg Sat Nav withdrawn from sale

Funny story: Nick Clegg Sat Nav withdrawn from sale

A Sat Nav with the voice of Nick Clegg has had to be withdrawn from sale after furious complaints from customers. Angry motorists said that they had found innumerable problems with the device. According to one: "I listened to Nick and followed his...

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Sepp Blatter says England are bad losers

Funny story: Sepp Blatter says England are bad losers

Sepp Blatter - the world's most powerful man who controls the destiny of over six billion men and women - has said that England are behaving like "bad losers" after they failed to win the 2018 World Cup. "I am surprised that England are taking thi...

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Julian Assange has letters stolen

Funny story: Julian Assange has letters stolen

Julian Assange has had a taste of his own medicine. His website has let it be known that Mr Assange has had hugely important letters stolen. Currently Wikileaks are alleging that the CIA are behind the theft of the four crucial letters, but there is...

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Wikileaks latest on Prince William and Kate Middleton

Funny story: Wikileaks latest on Prince William and Kate Middleton

The damaging Wikileaks revelations continue - and this time Prince William and his pal Kate Middleton are in the frame. In emails published today it would appear that Prince William and Kate Middleton are planning to marry. Julian Assange's organ...

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Wikileaks: Nick Clegg upset not to have any of his emails leaked

Funny story: Wikileaks: Nick Clegg upset not to have any of his emails leaked

Nick Clegg, the anonymous face of the UK government, is said to be distraught at finding that not one of his emails has been deemed sufficiently interesting to be released by Wikileaks. "I send lots of emails, regularly - to some really important...

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Wikileaks: Existence of Santa Claus questioned by world governments

Funny story: Wikileaks: Existence of Santa Claus questioned by world governments

The Wikileaks stream of governmental consciousness has revealed another shocking element to the murky world of international diplomacy. In emails that were released yesterday world leaders were confessing that many of them were sceptical about the ex...

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England's World Cup Bid failure explained

Funny story: England's World Cup Bid failure explained

England's latest world cup failure is easy to explain. It has nothing to do with handbags, wags or Panorama - but has a more down to earth explanation - Gary Lineker's confession that he had shat himself during a game in the 1990 World Cup Finals.

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Homosexual entrance exams are "too easy" says the Head of UK Homosexuals

Funny story: Homosexual entrance exams are "too easy" says the Head of UK Homosexuals

The Head of the UK Homosexuals - technically the most powerful gay in the Westminster village - has criticised the exams that people have to pass to become homosexual. He said that the exams - known as Gay Levels - have become too easy and as a re...

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Justin Bieber to do a concert for the pope

Funny story: Justin Bieber to do a concert for the pope

Justin Bieber, the adolescent pop sensation, has been booked to a do a special gig in the Vatican, for the Pope himself. The Pope told us this website recently: "When I saw this young man and heard him sing I knew I had to get him over to Rome. The c...

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Justin Bieber's underwear auctioned for charity

Funny story: Justin Bieber's underwear auctioned for charity

Justin Bieber's underwear has been put up for auction for charity - with experts estimating it could bring in over $10 million dollars. "Celebrity underpants are holding their value extremely well" Said Peter Kex of Bloomer-bergs. "It seems that t...

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Justin Bieber and Zac Efron caught on video fighting in club after argument

Funny story: Justin Bieber and Zac Efron caught on video fighting in club after argument

Heart throbs Justin Bieber and Zac Efron have been caught on camera involved in a violent fight in the early hours of Saturday morning. Details are sketchy - but it is believed that sparks started to fly after Bieber suggested that President Obama...

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Scrooge sacked from from the Christmas Carol-ition government

Funny story: Scrooge sacked from from the Christmas Carol-ition government

Ebeneezer Scrooge has had a government career almost as short as David Laws, after he was sacked today by David Cameron only days after his appointment . The reason for Mr Scrooge's early departure from the cabinet are unclear - but we understand tha...

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Pope Benedict challenges David Blaine to public miracle competition

Funny story: Pope Benedict challenges David Blaine to public miracle competition

The Pope has challenged famous magician David Blaine to a public miracle competition. Pope Benedict told this website: "Yeah, yeah - I've seen what this Blaine can do.All very clever in its own way - fasting for days, frozen in time, fake drowning. B...

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Pope Benedict goes to wrong cathedral in Westminster

Funny story: Pope Benedict goes to wrong cathedral in Westminster

The Pope made a very common - but highly embarrassing - mistake when he tried to take mass yesterday in London. He initially turned up at Westminster Abbey - knowing that is where the Kings of Queens of England have been crowned, where the greatest m...

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Nick Clegg denied entry to Lib Dem conference

Funny story: Nick Clegg denied entry to Lib Dem conference

Nick Clegg has suffered the huge embarrassment of being denied entrance to the Liberal Democrat conference currently taking place in Liverpool. Apparently the security guards did not recognise him. Although he said several times that he was Nick C...

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Doctor Who to have sex

Funny story: Doctor Who to have sex

He has travelled the length and breadth of the universe - in a variety of regenerations and in all sorts of dimensions. But one thing has always eluded the Timelord, Doctor Who - and that is getting his end away. He has worked with the universe's...

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Greg Dyke buys Clare Balding's bicycle

Funny story: Greg Dyke buys Clare Balding's bicycle

In a dramatic development in the fascinating saga of Clare Balding and certain "Dyke on the bike" comments, Greg Dyke - former Director General of the BBC - has bought the said bicycle at the centre of this storm for an undisclosed fee. "I have be...

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Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
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