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Man snubbed for paying with cash

Funny story: Man snubbed for paying with cash

NEW ORLEANS - A local man has contacted the American Civil Liberties Union after he was snubbed by a clerk when he paid for Saints merchandise with cash.

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Man breaks resolution record

Funny story: Man breaks resolution record

CHARLOTTE - A Charlotte man broke the world's record for breaking a New Year's resolution.

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Spelling bee champs among steroid users

Funny story: Spelling bee champs among steroid users

WASHINGTON - From athletes to fantasy football players and now former spelling bee champions, the list of people admitting to using performance enhancing drugs keeps growing.

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Several New England Patriots may be charged with treason

WASHINGTON - Several New England Patriots past and present have admitted being loyal to the Crown and may be charged with treason, the FBI said.

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Dolphins protest Tuna hiring

Funny story: Dolphins protest Tuna hiring

Dolphins across the globe are up in flippers over the hiring of the The Big Tuna as executive vice president of football operations for the Miami Dolphins.

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George Bailey finally lassoes moon

Funny story: George Bailey finally lassoes moon

BEDFORD FALLS - After years of failed attempts, George Bailey has finally lassoed the moon.

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Migratory birds dispute global warming claims

Funny story: Migratory birds dispute global warming claims

While leading scientists say global warming is a real concern, there's one sector of the world's population that would disagree - migratory birds.

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Romo admits concentrating on Simpson's breasts

Funny story: Romo admits concentrating on Simpson's breasts

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo blamed his poor performance Sunday on looking at Jessica Simpson's breasts instead of looking for his receivers.

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Local man says ice cream goes good with humble pie

Funny story: Local man says ice cream goes good with humble pie

GASTON, N.C. - Local braggart Chester Ray Simmons says humble pie goes great with ice cream.

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Red Hats turn dinner theater evening into drunken brawl

RALEIGH, N.C. - An evening of dinner theater fun turned ugly when at least 10 members of a visiting Red Hat Society turned the night into a drunken free-for-all, police say.

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B Movie addict critical of Bee Movie

Funny story: B Movie addict critical of Bee Movie

MADISON, Wisc. - He expected to see hot, sexy, female inmates strip down to bra and panties and fight. Instead, all he see saw was a coming of age movie about the adventures of a young honey bee.

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Fantasy football players admit to using performance-enhancing drugs

Nearly a third of all fantasy football players have admitted to using performance-enhancing drugs, commissioners of leagues reported.

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Plug Pulled on Megashave Razor

Funny story: Plug Pulled on Megashave Razor

CINCINNATTI - A manufacturer of male grooming products has pulled the plug on its 40-blade Megashave Razor after five deaths were reported in product testing.

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MAC-PC gangland violence nets five arrests, five injuries

RESEARCH TRIANGLE PARK, N.C. - Violence erupted Thursday outside a Research Triangle Park software firm when Mac and PC gang members got into a heated argument over which operating system is the best.

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Study: Cigarette smoking the leading cause of everything

Funny story: Study: Cigarette smoking the leading cause of everything

WASHINGTON - A five-year study concludes that cigarette smoking is the leading cause of everything, from motorcycle accidents to catastrophic natural disasters and failed romances to mental disorders.

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Soulja Boy remembered on Pearl Harbor Day

Funny story: Soulja Boy remembered on Pearl Harbor Day

As America's attention turned to the anniversary of the Dec. 7, 1941, attack on Pearl Harbor Friday, military officials, high school students and other experts talked about one of the country's unsung military heroes: Soulja Boy.

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Housewife disappointed in size, quantity of Taylor towels

Funny story: Housewife disappointed in size, quantity of Taylor towels

UPPER MARLBORO, Md. - Courtney Livingstone, a housewife here, expressed disappointment in the size and quantity of rally towels given to fans at the Washington Redskins game against Buffalo to honor slain safety Sean Taylor.

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