The owner of a pier arcade in Suffolk, has re-invented an old favourite where people had the opportunity to hit the well-known garden pest, the mole. He has found that the new version, which also allows the public to attack another well known high-st...
In a blog written today, it has been disclosed that the Palace of Westminster came extremely close to running out of toilet paper. There were only two rolls left in the entire building left and it would mean that MPs would out to 'rough it out' and u...
They call him the 'Horn of Africa'. At 112 years old, Ahmed Dore has a reputation to live up to. He has already got 18 children and in the process has worn out 5 wives; and, like a Duracell rabbit, he keeps going and coming and going and coming, on...
After watching a TV programme; GOK: How to Look Good Naked, a Springfield, Virginia, man has been arrested. He was seen by a woman, making coffee in his own kitchen in the nude. The incident happened at around 5:30 a.m. on Monday morning and if foun...
A 28-year-old man from Trondheim in Norway is to face a lengthy ban after being caught having sex with his girlfriend on his lap whilst driving.
Carlsberg police followed the blue Volvo swerving all over the road and so they recorded the incident...
A leading French surgeon has just successfully completed a major operation in which a human face has been transplanted. Although many other countries have successfully completed partial transplants, this is the first time a complete face has been re...
News is just coming in that glamour model, Katie Price, better known as Jordan is in training to run the London Marathon. She hopes to raise up to £25,000 for NSPCC and Vision charities.
Katie is well-known for three reasons; one of them is being...
Psychologists have found that up to 10 days before a woman has her period she will go out on a shopping spree and spend, spend and spend. They believe that this can be a way for premenstrual women to deal with the negative emotions caused by their ho...
Wimbledon 2008 looks to be a stunning quarter-final as Scottish tennis ace Andy Murray beat Frenchman, Richard Gasquet. The Scot who has a bowl of porridge every morning to ensure he gets his oats beat the garlic-breathed tennis player 3 sets to 2 wi...
Amidst all the pomp and ceremony of the French state visit by Nicolas Sarkozy and his new Mrs, Carla Brunei, cracks in their relationship are already showing. Ms Brunei delights in showing her dirty washing in public.
What has been though to be a 'gay' turd has been discovered by a trainee proctologist from Versailles. The turd was discovered in the 'Brown District' of Gay Paris last night.
A goat has been found guilty of lewd behaviour after being caught having sexual intercourse in a shed with a man in Khartoum, Sudan.
Getting an Elephant in the family way is hard enough, but a nine-year-old Asian elephant has found herself in that position and has sparked off major rows in the zoological world. Many accusing the Australian Zoo of underage sex!...
Britney Spears is reportedly very distressed at the media coverage of her hospital admissions. Under the advice of her Psychiatrist, Dr Felix Erboob, she has been advised to travel incognito and go and visit a few places to chill out.
Blonde beauty and Russian tennis ace, Maria Sharapova has caused a storm in the Australian Open Tennis championships by thrashing Belgian Justine Henin.
Someone once advised to practice what you preach. In an effort to get the electorate to follow the leader, Gordon "Frankenstein" Brown has offered to donate his organ upon his death.
Stud muffin super chef Jamie Oliver is to star in a controversial 'snuff' movie to be screened on Channel 4 TV this week. He is going to show people how little cocks are murdered in their shells just after they've been laid.
Colourful comedian, Lenny Henry from Dudley, England and his ex-wife, larger than life comedienne Dawn French have mutually decided to give their wrecked marriage one more try.