La-Whore: Pakistan's self-proclaimed President and Supreme Commander of All Things Pakistani, Pervez Musharraf today conceded defeat to the prying eyes of the "restless" media and accepted that he "should've done a better job&q...
LaWhore, Pakissmyasstan- The self-elected President of Autocratic Repulic of Pakistan, Pervez Musharraf today assumed total control of the country's nuclear arsenal.
LaWhore, PaKiss(MyAss)tan : In an unprecedented turn of events, newly appointed General Ashfaq Kiyani has taken over as the new President of Pakistan by effecting a bloodless military coup against the freshly seated Pervez Musharraf.
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