A dog and its owner allegedly had too much to drink, Mr. Avery, supervisor of an animal shelter claims. After lapping too much beer given by the owner, the dog entered the shelter, snarling and unfriendly. But with an aspirin, the dog was "peppy...
Poor Russell Crowe has hurt himself, again by throwing a fight unsynchronized as he tossed a punch towards his co-star in a boxing scene strangely called "Cinderella Man".
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