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Funny story: Mirren to launch 'Nazi-Free' Cocaine Line

Mirren to launch 'Nazi-Free' Cocaine Line

Los Angeles - In an interview today with 'Hallo' magazine Oscar- winning actress Dame Helen Mirren, announced the launch of her new range of drugs which she claims are 100% 'Nazi--Free'. Mirren,106, recently admitted that she stopped using cocaine wh...
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Funny story: Abu Dhabi admit cock up - "We thought we were buying the City of Manchester"

Abu Dhabi admit cock up - "We thought we were buying the City of Manchester"

Abu Dhabi - Sulaiman al-Fahim, the tycoon who bought football club Manchester City football club from former That Prime Minister, Thaksin Shinawatra, admitted today that he had made a monumental cock-up. "We thought we were buying the 'City of Man...
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Funny story: New NHS Lottery announced

New NHS Lottery announced

The National Health Service has announced today that it is joining forces with National Lottery organisers 'Camelot' to produce the 'Health Lottery'. Sick and dying people simply buy a ticket in the usual manner by picking six numbers. Every Satur...
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Funny story: TV Chef Slams Microwave Baby Mother

TV Chef Slams Microwave Baby Mother

London - TV Chef launched an expletive laden attack on China Arnold, 28, the mother from Dayton Ohio, who put her baby in a microwave. An acclaimed TV chef claimed the act was "An appaling Crime". "The Baby should have been marianated overnight in...
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Funny story: 2012 Opening Games Ceremony to be held in Tessa Jowell's Back Garden

2012 Opening Games Ceremony to be held in Tessa Jowell's Back Garden

London - Olympics Minister Tessa Jowell today announced that the opening ceremony for the 2012 Games will 'not be in the stadium', but will, instead be held in her back garden in Cromwell Terrace, SE18. "We don't want to be copycats and do it like...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson plans "The Passion" sequel

Mel Gibson plans "The Passion" sequel

Bollywood CA - In a frank interview today, Mel Gibson admitted that he had not read the whole Bible when he made his hit film "The Passion" The 2004 film, which consisted of Jesus being beaten up in a garden, then a Temple, after that a Roman cour...
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Funny story: Babe 3 - "Piggy in the Middle" - set to smash box office

Babe 3 - "Piggy in the Middle" - set to smash box office

Hollywood CA - Following the success of 'Babe' and 'Babe 2- Pig in the City', Steven Sielberg announced today that his Dreamworks Company has bought the rights for a third fim: 'Babe 3 - Piggy in the middle'. In the third episode of the pork franc...
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Funny story: "I'm not a lesbian!" claims ancient Welsh Queen

"I'm not a lesbian!" claims ancient Welsh Queen

Cardiff, UK - Children in the Welsh capital of Cardiff claim that they have contacted the long-dead wife of King Offa through a ouija board. 'Offa's Dyke' was an ancient Welsh fortification similar to Hadrian's wall. In 2002, noted Oxford Professo...
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Funny story: E-Bay sold on E-Bay

E-Bay sold on E-Bay

In a bizarre twist, E-Bay owners put their website up for sale on their own website under "Businesses for Sale". The reserve price of $5 billion was soon met with bids by microsoft, applemac and Amazon. However, the winning bid was made by Bloombe...
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Funny story: Paul McCartney to marry Yoko Ono

Paul McCartney to marry Yoko Ono

Sir Paul McCartney announced today that he is to marry childhood sweetheart Yoko Ono, widow of his former songwriting and sparring partner John Lennon. "Few people know this but Yoko's Japanese family used to run our local Chinese takeaway when I...
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Funny story: Aled Jones converts to Islam

Aled Jones converts to Islam

Cardiff, Welsh Wales - Former choirboy turned screeching singer Aled Jones has converted to Islam and will now be known as Ahmed Jones. He said at a press conference that he wished to follow in the footsteps of his childhood hero Cat Stevens, now kno...
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Funny story: Spielberg signs deal for Gary Glitter story

Spielberg signs deal for Gary Glitter story

Hollywood US - Movie Mogul Steven Spielberg announced today that he has signed a deal to make a film of Gary Glitter's latest escapade. "I was watching the news last night and saw the story about this Glitter Guy being stuck in an airport termina...
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Funny story: Olympic Shock - Swimming World Records and Medals stripped as pool is found to be too short!

Olympic Shock - Swimming World Records and Medals stripped as pool is found to be too short!

Beijing, China - The Olympic swimming world was rocked today by the announcement that all swimming records have been cancelled and all medal winners are to be stripped of their awards after officials confirmed that the pool in the Water Cube falls sh...
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Funny story: Ryanair to beat Branson with 'Outer Space for a Quid' offer

Ryanair to beat Branson with 'Outer Space for a Quid' offer

London Gatwick - Ryanair today announced that they will beat Richard Branson's 'Virgingalatic' in the race to be the first company to offer passenger trips to outer space. 'We won't be ripping off people with a quarter of a million pound ticket',...
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Funny story: South Africa can win the Ashes claims Pietersen

South Africa can win the Ashes claims Pietersen

London - New England cricket Captain Kevin Pietersen claims that South African players can win the next Ashes series against Australia. Pietersen, born in Natal, says that he will rebuild the England squad with South African born players. Naturally,...
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Funny story: FA finally rules on foreign players

FA finally rules on foreign players

Just ahead of the forthcoming January transfer window, the Football Association has finally ruled on the number of foreign players allowed in league teams. Starting from next season teams must include at least one British born player in their line-up...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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