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Funny story:  "I didn't touch his helmet" claims defiant Hague

"I didn't touch his helmet" claims defiant Hague

Today the beleaguered Tory grandee moved quickly to dispel Twitter rumours that he had secretly conducted an improper relationship with Top Gear's "The Stig". Mr Hague admits sat next to The Stig on the front seat of his ministerial Toyota Prius b...
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Funny story:  Chilean Mine Drama To Become Reality TV Contest!

Chilean Mine Drama To Become Reality TV Contest!

Chilean miners are set to become D list celebrities following news that the producers of Big Brother and I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here are planning to take over the rescue and turn it in to a reality TV contest. "Why there's lurds of opperto...
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Funny story:  Webuyyourorgans heralds new way of getting cash

Webuyyourorgans heralds new way of getting cash

Having swept the country claiming thousands of gullible victims along the way, the gold flu pandemic has now passed. But the people of Britain must now brace themselves and prepare to be rogered senseless by the latest TV advertising campaign that wi...
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Funny story:  Paul's Mum Cautioned over Poo Policy

Paul's Mum Cautioned over Poo Policy

Police confirmed that they had issued a formal caution to Paul's Mum for allowing her son's friends to do a poo at her house. "The fact that she allows child bowel movements to take place in her home requires her to be a properly qualified and re...
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Funny story:  Wanking at work reaches endemic proportions

Wanking at work reaches endemic proportions

Headline news in The Sun last Saturday revealed to a shocked nation the onanistic exploits of a Virgin Trains driver on the West Coast main line who was caught tossing himself off in his cab. However The Spoof can reveal secret government research wh...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle virginity auction flounders

Susan Boyle virginity auction flounders

Susan Boyle's eBay auction of her virginity has got off to a poor start with only one bid of 1p submitted in the two days it has been running. The high bidder placed their bid shortly after the last episode of "Britain's got Talent". The singer...
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Funny story:  State funeral for Jade Goody

State funeral for Jade Goody

It has been announced that Jade Goody will be given a state funeral. Anxious to make up for a perceived lack of compassion and sensitivity following the death of Princess Diana, The Queen has decided that the Buckingham Palace flag will fly at half...
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Funny story:  Lib Dems call for ban on OAP drinking

Lib Dems call for ban on OAP drinking

The discovery that soaring numbers of elderly people are being treated on the NHS for alcohol related illnesses has led to calls for a ban on the sale of alcohol to over-65s. "It's disgraceful that large numbers of OAPs are consuming vast amounts...
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Funny story:  Jade Goody to live out days in Big Brother House

Jade Goody to live out days in Big Brother House

A deal has been struck whereby the producers of Big Brother will transform the BB House into a Hospice where Jade Goody will spend her final days. A spokesman for Inyerface Media said "Basically the BB format will be followed, but obviously there...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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