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Elizabeth Kucinich Ahead of Husband in Democratic Race

WASHINGTON (AP) The Dennis Kucinich for President organization announced that Professor Art Nouveau would be joining the Kucinich campaign.

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President Bush Presses for Albanian Immigration Reform

Funny story: President Bush Presses for Albanian Immigration Reform

WASHINGTON White House sources acknowledge that President George Bush has been holding meetings with key members of congress in order to break through the present stalemate in important immigration reform. The President wants to put the problem of i...

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Woman Gives Birth to Dog

Funny story: Woman Gives Birth to Dog

An Ohio woman gave birth this morning to a full-size Standard Poodle. The odd birth occurred at a Cleveland hospital where a team of doctors and veterinarians worked for several hours on Mildred Stroebel who was accompanied in the delivery room by h...

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Third Party Candidates Sweep Republicans and Democrats in Off Year Elections

Funny story: Third Party Candidates Sweep Republicans and Democrats in Off Year Elections

WASHINGTON (AP) Taking all the political pundits by complete surprise, third party candidates all across the country were swept into office on Tuesday. Democrat and Republican leaders were shocked to learn that neither one of their parties were going...

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Apple Computer in talks with Microsoft

Funny story: Apple Computer in talks with Microsoft

CUPERTINO -- As a result of booming sales for Macintosh computers and iPods, linked with the increasingly bleak outlook for Microsoft operating systems, Apple's CEO Steve Jobs has made Bill Gates (King of Microsoft) an offer he couldn't refus...

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Hot Hollywood celebrities hanging out on MySpace

Funny story: Hot Hollywood celebrities hanging out on MySpace

LOS ANGELES -- Finding themselves unable to go outside without causing a major uproar, major Hollywood stars are looking to MySpace for social interaction. The popular website, once thought to be the domain of choice for teenagers, is now used by som...

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Priyanka Chopra to replace Christiane Amanpour on CNN

Funny story: Priyanka Chopra to replace Christiane Amanpour on CNN

ATLANTA - In what some see as a desperate bid to compete with FOX News, executives at CNN announced today that Christiane Amanpour, CNN's chief international correspondent based in London, would be stepping down and would be replaced by Priyanka...

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Pope Benedict Loses Ring

Funny story: Pope Benedict Loses Ring

VATICAN (AP) For the third time in recent weeks, Pope Benedict lost his Fisherman's Ring. The gold ring, depicting St. Peter casting a net to catch some fish, fell off the Holy Father's finger while he was shaking hands with hundre...

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North Korea Must Produce Nuclear Weapons

Funny story: North Korea Must Produce Nuclear Weapons

PYONGYANG (AP) Rumors spread around the North Korean capital that a new series of nuclear tests were about to begin in spite of threats of sanctions by world leaders. Family members of the North Korean People's Army have been sworn to secrecy u...

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Bush Reveals List of New Iraq War Tactics

Funny story: Bush Reveals List of New Iraq War Tactics

WASHINGTON (AP) After meeting with top U.S. military commanders, President George W. Bush announced that several new tactics would be employed in the war in Iraq:...

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Bush Enters Rehab After Admitting Rumsfeld Abuse

Funny story: Bush Enters Rehab After Admitting Rumsfeld Abuse

WHITE HOUSE (AP) Vice President Dick Cheney today took over all presidential duties after George Bush left the White House for rehab at an undisclosed location. Seated behind the Oval Office desk, Vice President Cheney made a stunning announcement du...

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McCartney and Mills Reconcile

Funny story: McCartney and Mills Reconcile

Paparazzi swarmed around Paul McCartney and Heather Mills as the recently estranged couple announced they would be getting back together. "We are just so happy now," proclaimed McCartney as the couple kissed and fondled each other at a hast...

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President Bush: "Keith Olbermann is an Unlawful Enemy Combatant!"

Funny story: President Bush: "Keith Olbermann is an Unlawful Enemy Combatant!"

WASHINGTON (AP) Within hours of signing the Military Commissions Act into law, President Bush declared MSNBC TV Countdown host Keith Olbermann to be the first unlawful enemy combatant under the new provisions.

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Stephen Hawking Charged with Plagiarizing Superman

Funny story: Stephen Hawking Charged with Plagiarizing Superman

METROPOLIS (AP) Superman creators Joe Shuster, Jerry Siegel, and DC Comics filed suit today against physicist Stephen Hawking. The famed wheelchair bound Professor Hawking, who speaks through a computerized voice box after being left paralyzed by mot...

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President Bush Gets al-Zarqawi's Head

Funny story: President Bush Gets al-Zarqawi's Head

WASHINGTON DC (AP) The still warm head of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was put on a plane to Andrews Air Force Base just hours after US forces in Iraq killed the al-Qeada terrorist. President Bush interrupted his morning snooze to talk to reporters. "They te...

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Serial Killer Strikes Another Cell Phone User

Funny story: Serial Killer Strikes Another Cell Phone User

CLIFTON, New Jersey (AP) Clifton Police are investigating a shooting that took place outside a supermarket. "It appears this shooting might be linked to the string of cell phone shootings," said a detective. Since last March, a mysterious gunman has...

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Britney Spears Buys Helmet for Baby

Funny story: Britney Spears Buys Helmet for Baby

NEW YORK -- Pop-singer Britney Spears has had her baby fitted for a safety helmet. The 8-month old Sean Preston was seen wearing the light blue head protector as his mother dashed into a waiting taxicab, knocking his head against the roof as she step...

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Bush Taps Phone Line of Wealthy Houston Family

Funny story: Bush Taps Phone Line of Wealthy Houston Family

WASHINGTON DC (AP) Washington is abuzz with reports that the Bush Administration has instructed the National Security Agency to tap into the phone line of a well-known Houston family. While administration spokespersons initially denied all early repo...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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