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Paris Hilton Plans To 'Blow Up The World' In '09

Funny story: Paris Hilton Plans To 'Blow Up The World' In '09

New Yawk, NY-- Paris Hilton says she is "bored with living" and is making plans to blow-up the world in 2009. The sultry, sexy seductress says she's simply sad, so suicide seems sane--sometimes. Paris Hilton's IQ is imeasurable. Everyone in th...

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Marijuana Plants Found Growing In White House

Funny story: Marijuana Plants Found Growing In White House

Washington DC-- Secret Service agents found six marijuana plants growing in a greenhouse at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue last week. The agents were alerted to the illegal plants after a sickly-sweet odour was noticed in the White House last month. The...

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A Million Clowns Expected To Disrupt Obama Inauguration

Funny story: A Million Clowns Expected To Disrupt Obama Inauguration

Washington DC-- Homeland Insecurity is growing anxious about the possibility of a major clown invasion during January's presidential inauguration. There is speculation up to one-million clowns will invade the capital and cause some type of mischief...

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Pope Converts To Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Funny story: Pope Converts To Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Vatican City-- Pope Benedict XVI dismissed Catholicism on Christmas and resigned from the Holy See. The former pontiff said he was a 'Pastafarian' and recommended everyone follow The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He said Christianity just...

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World's Oldest Web Page Discovered

Funny story: World's Oldest Web Page Discovered

Philadelphia PA-- Excited scholars at the University of Pencilvainia uncovered what may be the oldest web page ever written. The web page was on a tiny computer screen, located in Fish Hall. The dusty computer with flashing green cathodes was still...

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Angelina Jollie Pregnant With Dodecatuplets

Hollywood CA Angelina Jollie and Brad Armpitt announced their own Christmas miracle to close friends and family today. Angelina is three months pregnant--with 12 babies! The very blessed event is expected in June. Her doctor was stunned by the di...

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Morticia Addams Helping To Redecorate White House

Funny story: Morticia Addams Helping To Redecorate White House

Washington DC-- A familiar face is helping the Obamas move into the White House. Barack Obama's first cousin, Morticia Addams is busy at work. Obama's grandparents were Uncle Fester and Aunt Angina. Morticia plans a lot of changes for the landmar...

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Fruitcake Sickens Millions

Funny story: Fruitcake Sickens Millions

Philadelphia PA-- Holiday fruitcake was recalled in dozens of states after millions of people were sickened. The ingredients of the fruitcake were found to be both highly toxic and "possibly extraterrestrial" according to the Center for Diseased Cak...

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Heather Mills And Guy Ritchie Marry

Funny story: Heather Mills And Guy Ritchie Marry

Makena HI-- Heather Mills and Guy Ritchie surprised everyone in the world and quietly married each other today. The ex-Mrs. Paul McCartney and the ex-Mr. Madonna tied the knot at a small, quaint church in Wales before flying off to Maui for their ho...

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Mafia Receives $300 Billion Bailout From Congress

Funny story: Mafia Receives $300 Billion Bailout From Congress

Washington DC-- Congress awarded the Mafia a much-needed emergency cash bailout for $300 billion today. The unusual early moring session was held at 2AM behind closed doors. The measure was passed in the House, 435-0. The bill was folded into a p...

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Caroline Kennedy Seeks Senate Seat

Funny story: Caroline Kennedy Seeks Senate Seat

New Yawk, NY-- Caroline Kennedy, daughter of JFK, demanded the New Yawk Senate seat being vacated by the departing Hillary Clinton. "Give it to me. I want it. Now." said the unlikable offspring on ABC's Good Mourning, America. Caroline spoke w...

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Rosie O'Donnell Tapped To Be New 'Dr. Who'

Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Tapped To Be New 'Dr. Who'

New Yawk, NY-- Rosie O'Donnell is the surprise choice to play the new Dr Who on the epic British science-fiction show. The portly entertainer will be the first American, the first female and the first lesbian for the legendary show that began in 196...

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NASA Says Oprah Major Menace To Earth

Funny story: NASA Says Oprah Major Menace To Earth

Washington DC-- NASA scientist rang the alarm bells today about Oprah Winfrey. They are very concerned about her weight and believe she threatens the Earth. The talk-show queen's weight has ballooned since the election. Her estimated weight is now...

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NASA Sends First Probe To Oz

Funny story: NASA Sends First Probe To Oz

Houston TX-- NASA reported the successful launch of its first probe to the Land of Oz yesterday. The probe is called TOTO (Total Oz Telemetry Orbiter), and it was launched into a tornado from a base in Kansas. TOTO is sending back striking pictures...

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Barack Obama Cousins With Addams Family

Funny story: Barack Obama Cousins With Addams Family

Washington DC-- A family secret of Barack Obama was revealed over the weekend. He is a first cousin of Morticia Addams. Mr. Obama's mother was the daughter of Aunt Cringe and Uncle Fester. Aunt Cringe died recently in Hawaii. Mr. Obama has gone to...

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Silly Tosser Scores Trillion Hits On TheSpoof.com

Funny story: Silly Tosser Scores Trillion Hits On TheSpoof.com

Springfield PA-- A silly tosser named Mr. Fish became the first person ever to score over one trillion views on TheSpoof.com website. The severely obsessive-compulsive 'writer' posts exactly 100 insipid 'stories' to the website every single day.

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Rosie O'Donnell To Star In Remake Of 'The Prisoner'

Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell To Star In Remake Of 'The Prisoner'

Hollywood CA-- Rosie O'Donnell is planning to star in a remake of one of television's most surreal shows-- The Prisoner. Rosie will be Number 6, the woman without a name. Various enemies of Rosie will appear each week as 'the new Number 2'. The upda...

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Network TV Anchor Jobs Outsourced To India

Funny story: Network TV Anchor Jobs Outsourced To India

New Yawk, NY-- The major network executives are feeling the pinch of the credit crunch and are taking drastic measures to cut expenses. All three news anchors at CBS, NBC and ABC have been fired. There jobs have been outsourced to India, and the ne...

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