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Clinton Surges Ahead in Iowa

Funny story: Clinton Surges Ahead in Iowa

Des Moines, Iowa -- Just days after her miserable third place finish in the Iowa caucuses, Hillary Clinton is again out-polling her Democratic rivals. Clinton now is at 35% to Obama's 29% to Edwards 20% in Iowa. Encouraged by the trend, Mrs. Cl...

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Bill Clinton: First Gentleman of the US

Funny story: Bill Clinton: First Gentleman of the US

Washington DC --- If Hillary Clinton is elected President of the United States then it will be the first time the President of the United States has ever had a husband. Tradition states that the wife of the President should be called the First Lady,...

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Santa Uproar: Stop the Sexism

Funny story: Santa Uproar: Stop the Sexism

Washington USA -- "Stop the Sexism," chanted a group of Women from the National Organization of Angry Women (NOAW)protesting the gender of Santa Claus. The women's group has been increasingly angry that 'a fat old man' can gar...

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American Citizenship For Beckham: Vows to Win World Cup For USA

Funny story: American Citizenship For Beckham: Vows to Win World Cup For USA

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA -- English football hero David Beckham is getting cheers from America and jeers from England today as he announced that he will play the next world cup for America. Since his move to North American Soccer, there has been a t...

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Suspicious Testicle Removed: Gordon Brown Recovering

Funny story: Suspicious Testicle Removed: Gordon Brown Recovering

LONDON -- Initial tests coming back on the Prime Ministers Left Testicle show no cancer. The Prime Minister and his family showed great relief. "I trust my doctors," said the visibly tired and shaken Prime Minister. The testicle was rem...

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Jim Morrison's Body Exhumed

Funny story: Jim Morrison's Body Exhumed

Paris -- There has always been a lot of controversy around the death of rock and roll legend Jim Morrison. The lead singer of the Doors died in a Paris Flat in July of 1971. The story of mystery signatures on his death certificate and his manager b...

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Church of England to Reinstitute Blood Sacrifice

Funny story: Church of England to Reinstitute Blood Sacrifice

Canterbury -- The Most Reverend and Right Honourable Dr. Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury, is taking the Church of England in a bold new direction. "It is time," he said, "and I feel it is right that religious worship return t...

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A-Rod Buys the Yankees

Funny story: A-Rod Buys the Yankees

New York -- All star New York Yankees baseball player A Rod disclosed today that as part of his recent negotiation to stay with the Yankees, he was given an unprecedented 60% share of ownership of the team. "They didn't have enough money t...

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Clinton Fundraising Fiasco: Not the Lincoln Bedroom

Funny story: Clinton Fundraising Fiasco: Not the Lincoln Bedroom

New York, USA -- Well, if you think Hillary Clinton's campaign is sailing smoothly along, that she is untouchable for the Democratic Nomination and will easily defeat Rudolf Guiliani for the Presidency, so does she. She has built a formidable p...

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Huckabee Furor: What's in a Name

Funny story: Huckabee Furor: What's in a Name

New York -- Mike Huckabee has capitalized lately over reports that he is going back to his Serbian roots and changing his name back to Huckabij (pronounced Huck-A-Bitch). The name was changed by his paternal grandfather to Huckabee which had a much...

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Huckabee's Big Move: Vows to Change Name

Funny story: Huckabee's Big Move: Vows to Change Name

New York,USA -- The tide continues to turn for Mike Huckabee who's numbers improve everyday. The most recent coverage of his ethnic Serbian heritage seems to have given the candidate a bigger bounce than he expected, causing

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Huckabee's Serbian Heritage

Arkansas USA -- Mike Huckabee is turning on the juice in the run up to the first primaries in January. Every one in his campaign is upbeat as Iowa is within reach. "If we can take Iowa, Romney's done," smiled a staffer who declined to...

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Jeb Bush is in!

Funny story: Jeb Bush is in!

Miami USA -- There was a surprise announcement today from Jeb Bush, President Bush's younger brother, that he will step up and enter the race for the GOP nomination.

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Jim Morrison's Kids Reunion

Los Angeles, California -- AP -- The late front man for the Doors may be spinning in his grave as his purported children are gathering for a pseudo family reunion at the Whiskey-a-go-go in Los Angeles. Jim Morrison never legitimately fathered a chi...

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Buckingham Palace Agrees to DNA testing

Funny story: Buckingham Palace Agrees to DNA testing

London -- Prince Harry, the youngest son of Prince Charles will be undergoing DNA tests Buckingham Palace revealed today. Initially, the tests were thought to be ordered to verify his princely paternity, as spurious reports about Princess Diana and...

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George Bush Immortalized in Webster's Dictionary

Funny story: George Bush Immortalized in Webster's Dictionary

New York -- President George W. Bush provided a wealth of new material for the 2008 edition of Webster's Dictionary, being given credit for 17 of the Dictionaries 38 new word additions. "We don't take this sort of thing lightly, this P...

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Prime Minister Buries Dog

Funny story: Prime Minister Buries Dog

London -- Controversy continues to swirl around Number 10 Downing Street after recent admissions from Prime Minister Gordon Brown that he buried his dog, 'Tony,' alive.

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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