The favorite grocery store for the Obamas was a secret up until now. It turns out to be Plagiar Joe's, the world's most popular plagiarist!
The store is the ultimate insiders' store for DC shoppers, as it turns out. It is somewhat a reminder of t...
In a move that reminded many in the audience of the Hollyfield Fight of 1997, Obama lost a bite of his ear to Mrs. Clinton in Kentucky earlier today.
Editor of The NY Times admitted today that they knew about the McCain scandal story many months before they endorsed him for Republican Presidential Candidate. But, they figured, once he became the party's sure nominee, the story would have much...
Vowing to put even more debt on the backs of the country's future generations, McCain and Guliani held hands clasps together as Guliani held McCain up to keep him from falling down.
Bob Dole was caught in Florida this evening with the head of his John McCain costume off, exposing the fact that he was the real John McCain all along. He was seen crying after the reporters caught him.
Mrs. Clinton, being reminded by a reporter she once stated when her husband was running for re-election, that she was going to adopt a baby, said she had forgotten all about it. But now, she would follow the lead of many celebrities, and adopt a baby...
"Now that I would get the delegates for those two states, the Democractic Party should give them back," Ms. Clinton said today. "After all, it is unfair to discriminate against people from these states, they want me!".
John McCain successfully bused in enough illegal aliens from neighboring states to win the New Hampshire primary. He has already sent them down the road to Michigan for a second round. "Romney hasn't seen anything yet, we got a convoy going!...
After hearing the story about Sweet Caroline being Caroline Kennedy, Rosie O'Donnell announced she is the real Cracklin' Rosie. She claims Neil Diamond once saw her in the audience of one of his concerts and she yelled out her name so loudly...
A new government study costing $120 million found that women actually prefer male athletes over male coach potatoes, claims Department of Health and Human Services.
Yankeegate is the latest Presidential political scandal involving an attempt to make sure all nominees on the November 2008 ballot are from New York.
"Curly would have loved these fries, and he would be glad for us to add his picture to each container, but if you are going to use his name, then pay us our due", said Moe, his brother. "I will be glad to do a commercial spot with Jack...
A new study from Sweden, testing 10,000 subjects, shows that those using cellphones for more than 450 minutes a month for more than 10 years, actually live longer and have less health problems.
Saying that current American Presidential candidates can't carry a tune in a paper bag, and don't have any fresh solutions, Simon Cowell has announced he and Gordon Ramsay are launching a new British invasion of sorts, running for the Democra...
After Al Gore released documents detailing the New World Order conspiracy, naming names, including all the skull and bones, Federal Reserve, Trilateral Commission, Illuminati, and Bilderburger members, Bush and Cheney have joined Gore in the shame of...
"You candidates are all fake Presidents, and all of your answers are canned and prepackaged. I want you to use fresh ingredients from scratch from now on." These were the opening instructions to all of the Democratic contenders in the debat...
"Who the hell does he think he is, Bill Clinton?" This, Mrs. Clinton's angry response to hearing Ron Paul's one day fundraising amount on his website creations.
Car thieves in Florida, beware! Using the Pavlov's dog training technique, every time a car alarm goes off gators start eating everyone in sight that is in a hurry.