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New format for "X-Factor" 2011

Simon Cowell, the well known vertically-challenged personality-vacuum who wears his trousers up under his chin and his sister's v-neck jumpers, today appeared outside his Surrey mansion to announce that for 2011 there would be a few changes to X-FAC...

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Irish Water Crisis Averted

It was announced this morning by Seamus McTootlepootle, the Chairman and MD of Irish Water PLC, that the cases of fluid deprivation recently experienced by millions will be temporarily eased by the timely and selfless actions of a group of philanthro...

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Russians Deserved the World Cup

Funny story: Russians Deserved the World Cup

Russian sports minister Gregori Bentazulike, the dentures and nylon suit billionaire, , today called an extraordinary press conference in Spudulikeograd at which he defended the awarding of the 2018 world cup to his homeland. He said all Russia wa...

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HN51 Virus: Risk to Domestic Cats in Prospect

Funny story: HN51 Virus: Risk to Domestic Cats in Prospect

A radical group of ornithologists, The Great-Tits Appreciation Society, today issued a communique warning of the dangers to cats posed by the HN51 Bird Flu Virus.

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Fat Birds More Brainy than Skinny Ones

Funny story: Fat Birds More Brainy than Skinny Ones

A study published today by the Institute for Pointless Research appears to suggest that the IQ of females and their offspring are affected positively in direct proportion to increases in their body mass index, i.e the fatter they are the smarter they...

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Children's TV Star Arrested for Fraud

Funny story: Children's TV Star Arrested for Fraud

Well known children's entertainer Robert 'Bob' The Builder was today arrested following a report on "Rogue Traders", the popular TV consumer programme.

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Big Foot Apologizes For California Fires

Big Foot has broken his silence, and apologized for not raking the leaves of the California forests like he was supposed to, which led to all the fires, according to the President.
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