TOKYO: US Defense Secretary Robert Gates has begun messing around with China's head. Recently his comment that there had been signs of "a disconnect" between China's military and civilian leadership caused tremendous indigestion. Of course he cleve...
Scientologist John Travolta the first male-celeb to become pregnant and give birth has undergone a dramatic change in appearance. Just days after giving birth to his third child, the 1970s Vinnie Barbarino heart-throb appears to have rid himself of...
Vancouver, Canada - As the world struggles with the lack of basic human-rights in China an unusual and surreal farce is unfolding in Vancouver, BC - home of the 2010 Olympics. There, dozens of rich Chinese residents of a posh UBC high rise building...
It's one thing to be cock of the walk on the top spoof writers table. It's another thing to always have to give in to an argy-bargy with the missus with the words - "Yes Dear".
Frustrated with being low man on the totem pole in the family nest, t...
Just imagine it...wiping the old backside with royal faces...gives new meaning to Kiss me Arse!
Always in the rush to make a fast buck, Chinese manufacturers are cashing in on the British royal wedding by rolling out bales of Royal Wedding lavator...
China and its Paki-lackey ally always put on a mighty show for visiting US officials. While the latter's medal-loving military peacocks love to strut out captured wanted militants, the former prefers to compete on a more equal level.
So it was no...
The attempt on Democratic Congresswoman Gabby Giffords life has been the final straw for Python Michael Palin who told reporters that he is changing his name to distance himself from Sarah Palin.
"I'm changing me name to Gary", he said.
"I've...
Yesterday an excited and thrilled Victoria confirmed that she is expecting another baby Becks with husband David. Today she tweeted thanks to all her fans who have no purpose in life but to follow her life, for their good wishes.
She wrote on her...
Bangalore, India Premier League [IPL] Meat Market: Today's version of cricket gladiators went on the auction block as bidders outbid one another. For many it was a big splurge; for others a total purge.
On the good news front, Indian players were...
Binmen on strike. Union guerilla tactics to slow-down rubbish pick-ups. A nasty build-up of public garbage and waste on side streets. Refuse collectors refusing to collect refuse. Locals forced to don wellies to wade through the kak-ridden mire. T...
That's it - another official edict issued by Islamist fatwa-ists. There is no fun in fundamentalism.
Militants in war-torn southern Somalia have issued another ridiculous so-called religious edict. This one bans men from shaking hands with women...
Loved by the bourgeoisie; hated by the proletariat; despised by self-righteous class abjurers - she who will be Queen of England celebrates her last birthday on Sunday, as a commoner before she officially becomes British royalty.
It is understood...
That's what happens when you are a somewhat aristo in jolly olde. You get to write a weekly column on absolutely nothing. So it was no surprise when a dreadfully boring columnist for an equally boring publication wrote a dreadfully boring piece on...
Bollywoodtown, Mumbai: This city of 14 million had all the right amount of hot-mirch and sizzle as the 17th Screen Awards ceremony (Mumbai's equivalent of the Oscars) brought some 6-million Scoville unit garam-masala heat to an otherwise chilly nigh...
And to think he could almost have become POTUS [President of the United States]. According to information gleaned from a 'highly-respectable' (sic) news source, former Presidential candidate and world's number one dirty rat fink John Edwards has app...
Teen heart-throb - he of the full head of hair has been uncovered. Turns out that the great big pudding bowl of hair on his head is - horrors - actually a wig! And better yet, it's made out of his own hair!
Seems Justin started losing his hair w...
There's more to the untalented, totally re-constructed, empty-minded Kardashian sisters. Because just when you thought you knew everything you needed to know about them and their daily habits - along comes a startling bit of Kardashian trivia.
Th...
Royal Handbag Holder and consort Phil the Greek wandered into another controversy. He was told by his handlers that Charlotte Church had claimed that the Queen is "an old woman who has no idea what is going on". Nonagenarian Phil immediately rallied...