DARWEN LANCS ENGLAND - Amid all the bad press surrounding Smokers at the moment, officials in Darwen are planning offer an olive branch to smokers in the town by hosting designated swimming sessions exclusively for smokers hosted at the local swimmin...
It has been revealed that Jamil El-Banna, the recently released detainee from Guantanamo Bay was planning to infiltrate Buckingham Palace's security defences on Christmas Day, over-power her Corgi's and then, disguised as the Queen, present a...
Gillian Gibbons, the English teacher who got in bother for naming a Teddy Bear "Muhammed" has been found to have a whole "arsenal" of similarly offensively named items in her classroom store cupboard.
The infamous rock band Led Zeppelin are to team up with the popular TV characters, The Smurfs, to record a one-off Christmas album. The album is to be recorded in a helium filled studio to maintain the classic Smurf high pitched voice effect.
A Darwen man has been injured in a tragic misunderstanding involving a famous TV chat show host.
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