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'Dome' to keep out 'foreign weather' - UKIP

Funny story: 'Dome' to keep out 'foreign weather' - UKIP

Nigel Garage, leader of the UKIPs, has launched a new policy offensive to counter the threat posed by a rampant Green Party in the UK. If elected, the UKIPs have confirmed that they will erected a dome over the UK which will ensure that no 'foreig...

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Fox News Insults "Muslim" Birmingham

Funny story: Fox News Insults "Muslim" Birmingham

Fox News commentator, Steven Emerson, has again apologised to the city of Birmingham, UK. Having previously apologised for the factually inaccurate statement that Birmingham was a "Muslim-only city", Emerson has today issued a statement apologising t...

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Greens Respond To Cameron's TV Debate Threat

Funny story: Greens Respond To Cameron's TV Debate Threat

Green Party leader, Maisie Daisy, has responded to Prime Minister David Cameron's threat not to take part in televised election debates if the Greens are not also present. "We have considered the Prime Minister's statement very carefully and, foll...

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Miliband Denies "Interview" Techniques

Funny story: Miliband Denies "Interview" Techniques

Labour leader, Ed Miliband, has strenously denied attempting to court positive publicity after announcing that his latest Party Political Broadcast had been "hacked by North Korean hackers off the internet using computers". Unlike other high profi...

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Taoiseach acts after 5 resignations

Funny story: Taoiseach acts after 5 resignations

Taoiseach Brian Cowen has reacted with speed and dynamism following the shock resignations of five ministers in the Irish Government. Cowen, who recently won the Irish TV show 'Brian's Got Talent' in which people called Brian had to display talent...

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Gay woman reveals 'Wossy' shame

Funny story: Gay woman reveals 'Wossy' shame

A gay woman from London today revealed her shame on national radio. "I can confirm that Jonathon Ross is my dad", said the woman. "This has been something of a family secret but we all agreed that if anyone ever asked, we would answer honestly.

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Taoiseach Brian Cowen survives Twitter Confidence Vote

Funny story: Taoiseach Brian Cowen survives Twitter Confidence Vote

Taoiseach Brian Cowen yesterday survived a confidence vote to remain as leader of Ireland's ruling Fianna Fáil party. Cowen, widely credited for bringing about Ireland's recent economic situation, has become the first party leader in the world to...

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iPad 2 Rumors - Starbucks App Coffee Dispenser

Funny story: iPad 2 Rumors - Starbucks App Coffee Dispenser

Leading on from this morning's news over on Mashable that the next iPhone and iPad will have a Dual-Core Graphics Chip, we have had confirmation that the new iPad will incorporate a coffee dispenser for use with the iPad Starbucks app. Fanbois wil...

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Surprise Bounce in House Prices

Funny story: Surprise Bounce in House Prices

UK building society, NationIfax, announced this morning a surprise rise in house prices. Figures for March show house prices across the UK rose by 0.0012%. The figures were greeted with excitement by the markets with the FTSE100 up 0.1 points at...

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Manchester United make audacious new bid

Funny story: Manchester United make audacious new bid

Cash rich Manchester United has dipped its toe in a new transfer market causing their trade mark controversy in the process. Following the weekend's photo's of United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, leaving a Berlin restaurant with German Chancellor,...

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White House clarifies 'We are not at war with Islam' speech

Funny story: White House clarifies 'We are not at war with Islam' speech

The White House moved to quell domestic fears about the softening approach of President Obama over the War on Terror. Following a speech in Europe in which he said 'We are not at war with Islam', politicians and activists in America have attacked Ob...

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Recession-hit BBC to rebrand Radio 2

Funny story: Recession-hit BBC to rebrand Radio 2

Following on from yesterday's shock news that Radio 1 DJ Chris Moyles is to be laid off due to cutbacks at the BBC-run station and replaced by a specially trained talking buttock, the BBC's Head of Radio has today announced that Radio 2 is to have a...

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Northern Rock Chairman Resigns

Funny story: Northern Rock Chairman Resigns

Adam Applegarth, the chairman of under-fire bank, Northern Rock, has sensationally resigned.

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Government acts on Type 2 Diabetes

Funny story: Government acts on Type 2 Diabetes

After months of reports of the failing health of the nation, temporary Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has announced that he will personally take charge of the new health strategy.

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UK terror detention limit is longest of any democracy

Funny story: UK terror detention limit is longest of any democracy

A survey by human rights organisation, Liberty, of terror detention limits around the world has shown that the UK has the harshest regime of any democracy. At 99 years before charges are brought, the limit has provoked criticism world wide. The m...

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Northern Rock denies 'Axis of Evil' Claim

Funny story: Northern Rock denies 'Axis of Evil' Claim

Northern Rock has hit back at George W Bush's claim that it is part of the Axis of Evil by saying that it was "just a case of sour grapes" by the US President.

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IRA/UVF issue historic joint statement

Funny story: IRA/UVF issue historic joint statement

In an unprecedented move, leading Irish Republican terrorist organisation, the IRA, and leading Unionist terrorist organisation, the Ulster Volunteer Force, have issued a joint statement.

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Northern Rock closes in on Vatican

Funny story: Northern Rock closes in on Vatican

"Enough of the bad press - we're going after the Nazi!" The outburst by a Northern Rock executive over the weekend was quickly clarified, retracted, reissued and reclarified but the startling truth is that, for one Northern Rock custom...

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