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Science Admits Evolution Theory Wrong

Funny story: Science Admits Evolution Theory Wrong

Scientists at the WITSALTA convention in Denver, Colorado, U.S. of A., today agreed that the theory of evolution has been debunked (that doesn't mean kicked out of bed though). Delegates to the WITSALTA (What Is This All Stuff Leading To Anyway)...

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Pentagon panic over recent activity

Funny story: Pentagon panic over recent activity

The U.S military has begun an urgent high level inquiry into the events of today. No car bombs were reported from Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, India, Spain, or anywhere else in the world. In addition to these worrying developments, North Korean Presi...

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Science Admits Evolution Theory Wrong

Funny story: Science Admits Evolution Theory Wrong

Scientists at the WITSALTA convention in Denver, Colorado, U.S. of A., today agreed that the theory of evolution has been debunked (that doesn't mean kicked out of bed,.... although?). Delegates to the WITSALTA (What Is This All Stuff Leading To...

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Science Admits Evolution Theory Wrong

Funny story: Science Admits Evolution Theory Wrong

Scientists at the WIATOSLTA convention in Denver, Colorado, U.S. of A., today agreed that the theory of evolution has been debunked (that doesn't mean kicked out of bed,.... although?). Delegates to the WIATOSLTA (What Is All This Other Stuff Lead...

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The Earth Opens

Funny story: The Earth Opens

Large sections of the Earth didn't disappear today, as earthquakes didn't open the Earth's crust.

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Iranian President is a what?

Funny story: Iranian President is a what?

A respected British academic today claimed he discovered has a new method of interpreting a person's personality. Dr. Ian Micheal Odd, of East Cheam University School of Bizarre and Obscure Behaviour, has spent more than 20 years studying "b...

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Evolution Theory Debunked

Funny story: Evolution Theory Debunked

Dr. Ivan Agenda, Professor Emeritus of Philosophical Twaddle at the Free University of Central Kansas (FUCK) revealed today that he now has incontrovertible proof that evolution theory is "a bunch of made-up crap".

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Vast Conspiracy Denounced

Funny story: Vast Conspiracy Denounced

David Irving, the holocaust denier, launched his latest epic saga at a media event in Dachau today. Irving, of indeterminate age, said the new book will shake the very foundations of the major nations, and rattle fillings in others.

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Crack appears in Superbowl

Funny story: Crack appears in Superbowl

Feenix Arizona - Sources close to Hilary Clinton today said that the much touted University of Phoenix Stadium, with its retractable roof and field, has been found to have a huge crack in it's structure. Engineers who investigated used the latest...

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U.S. Conspiracy Prompts Britons to Sue

Funny story: U.S. Conspiracy Prompts Britons to Sue

The entire population of the USA is being sued by a British couple over what their lawyer Malcolm Praktiss describes as "A blatant case of knowingly concealing factual facts and not telling true truths.".

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Gotcha - Ron Paul says it's all a joke.

Funny story: Gotcha - Ron Paul says it's all a joke.

"It started as a gag, but then people started sending me money. It wasn't supposed to go this far." said Mr. Paul, who then revealed that he is really an unemployed circus clown named Barney Klemperer.

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Gene therapy battles new pandemic

Funny story: Gene therapy battles new pandemic

A spokesperson for the CDC (Centres for Devastating Contagion), Atlanta Ga. US of A., said today that they have successfully treated 15 victims of the disease which has rocked Britain since May 2007. FMS (falling member syndrome) has not been widely...

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Underwater water plants to go ahead anyway

Funny story: Underwater water plants to go ahead anyway

With all of Australia's State capitals located on the coast, and all either building or planning major water desalination plants to "droughtproof" the country in an age of global warming, a new report from an expert panel has set alarm...

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Voyager Reports Homesickness

Funny story: Voyager Reports Homesickness

NASA reported today that the latest monitoring of Voyager 1 had produced some startling results. Voyager 1, the first of two such probes launched in 1977 to survey the outer Solar system, has left the Heliosphere and is now in interstellar space some...

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New Airline to Fight Climate Change

Funny story: New Airline to Fight Climate Change

New Zealand, home of the kiwi, a flightless, chicken-sized bird with hair-like feathers and a long curved beak with nostrils at it's tip; home also to the kakapo, the world's largest parrot (up to 3.5kg.), wh...

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Humpbacks have the humps

Funny story: Humpbacks have the humps

The captain of lost adventure cruise ship "Explorer" has been cleared of the any negligence. Despite the scurrilous rumour that the ship had hit an iceberg, experts from Greenpeas Save the Whales department have come forward with astonishin...

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McLaren woes continue

Funny story: McLaren woes continue

McLaren F1 Boss Don Rennis is reportedly losing his legendary cool, as he searches for some positive media reporting of his team's activities.

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Government Bans Xmas Decorations

Funny story: Government Bans Xmas Decorations

The Government of Austerica has issued a blanket ban on Christmas decorations, citing the risk of terrorist attack as justification.

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Breaking news…

Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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