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Irish Space Programme Doomed to Failure

Funny story: Irish Space Programme Doomed to Failure

Ireland's space mission to put two astronauts on the Sun by the end of the year still looks likely to go ahead despite continued warnings from the world's major space agencies. 'Blarney VI' with its crew of four astronauts is due to b...

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Eurofighter Order gets Lost in the Post

Funny story: Eurofighter Order gets Lost in the Post

In a shock announcement this evening, the Ministry of Defence has admitted that an order of twenty Eurofighters ('Typhoons') destined for the Royal Saudi Air Force have been lost in the post.

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Labour Party Adops Steve McClaren as Mascot

Funny story: Labour Party Adops Steve McClaren as Mascot

The Labour Party announced this evening that it is to adopt Steve McClaren as its official mascot.

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Brown Admits 'More Discs Lost' - This time at Number 10

Funny story: Brown Admits 'More Discs Lost' - This time at Number 10

Following the shock revelations of the massive security breach caused by the 'loss' of data discs by the Department of Revenue & Customs, Gordon Brown admitted tonight that further discs were either lost or mislaid last week.

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Fuzz Paint Foils Speed Traps!

Funny story: Fuzz Paint Foils Speed Traps!

The viability of speed cameras is likely to be put in jeopardy following the development of a revolutionary 'fuzz' paint. The paint, which is in the form of a clear lacquer, gives any vehicle a fuzzy, blurred appearance, thus avoiding positiv...

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Brown - Prison Reform will ease Overcrowding

Funny story: Brown - Prison Reform will ease Overcrowding

Gordon Brown will announce sweeping changes to the criminal sentencing system next week in order to ease the overcrowding in Britain's prisons.

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Bush - Death by Lethal Injection is Inhumane

Funny story: Bush - Death by Lethal Injection is Inhumane

President Bush told the nation tonight that execution of criminals by means of lethal injection will cease.

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Children in Need - Scam to fund Northern Rock?

Funny story: Children in Need - Scam to fund Northern Rock?

The BBCs 'Children In Need' fund-raising programme ended in confusion this evening, after leaked documents suggested that high-ranking BBC officials and directors of the stricken Northern Rock bank had conspired to divert donations to an offs...

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